My eyes hurt ...

Whatt do you mean, "pretty soon" ?

Not sure what you mean here. Is your point that wan vegetarians invented falafels as a 'meat substitute'-type thing because they wanted something hamburger-like, but burgers are meat, so falafels instead? Because falafels have been around for centuries, and they're not meant as a substitute for anything. And…

Not as asthetically appealing as a clown suit :( WTF? I never liked Chanel, proof is in the pudding section, I guess.

Well, Monet beat his wife, so you could say a person's artistic ability doesn't rely on their being a swell guy. Meaning assholes can sometimes be good painters.

Jessica Rabbit without the oomph cranked to 11. Nice.

Yeah, this is objectification, for sure, and rather puerile. Cutting up people visually into their body parts — we complain about that when photographers in fashion and ads do that to women, like hey, we'r enot a collection of assorted anatomical parts, we're a whole human being. Not sure how this is different — even…

Prolly it helps to be drunk if you have to sit through the whole Oscars, live. Let's be honest, the rest of us are comfy in our 'loungewear' (12-yr-old shleppy clothing with shot elastic) and our hair back with God knows what hair appurtenances, getting up whenever we want through this show to stuff our guts with…

True, but doesn't really matter — they basically get thousands of dollars (or more) of free advertising anytime any entertainment media mention who's wearing their dress. Mention Actress So and So in This Designer on any show and millions of people see that. So 'za stains, meh! It's just one dress.

Thanks! Heh heh :)

'Zackly.

Would you very much imnd explaining your post, as I am too thick to get your meaning, but am most curious? Thank you!

It's true, they don't, but honey badgers are assholes a lot of the time.

You're welcome!

You know this term, yes?

Yes, "aural"...

Oh,please, he's just a guy who takes my pants legs off one at a time, like anyone else.

People who wear designer clothes with the designer's name all over them are basically paying the designer to advertise his/her products.

Bad acid, maybe.

No no no! I was speaking of personal, sober experience! That hair she's wearing, well, that's what I got when I followed the steps (as previously ourlined)! Of course, I was just 16, and my arms were geting reeelly tired. But I assure you, you, too, can get The Look, if you are young and inexperienced enough! No…