for fans of The Simpsons, the theme, acapella.

Not so realistic, b/c the face would be fuller in an average sized woman, and not that sharp, diamond-cutting jawline as seen on traditional skinny manequins and the Hollywoodian super-slim. Also, knee socks?

African swallows.

ditto

Thanks, and wow, you're writing books, I'm impressed! Lots of people wrote saying : "Dracula, Camilla, and The Vampire," to point out my suggestion was limited, I suppose. :)

Here's a vampire trilogy you can sink your teeth into : read the original (Bram Stoker's) Dracula thrice.

I was about to have a sandwich, but not any more. Thank you, ingestion-deterring article!

not the FDOTUS?

Having broken both legs, sequentially, while relatively young, I can say that it can happen in the most innocuous seeming environments, and while stairs aren't an older person's best friend, well, they're not their worst, either. But I think you are a very caring person to be concerned, I get it.

Bidets.

I took stats and there's rules about that — how much you can extrapolate based on how many subjects were in the study. I think it depends also on what kind of study it is. But 27 may be plenty to make some assumptions/extrapolations — if 27 people drink substance X and die, I would happily extrapolate from that that…

Allow me to explain. It's a business that makes a product (clothing), and uses all the psychological tricks it can to make you want their product, you know, like McDonalds . For example, we all seek novelty in various facets of our lives ("I had pasta for lunch so I want something else for dinner." "Let's go…

Yes, you have a good point, lots of fake leather shoes do kill your feet, but I've had some that are very 'breathable' — I think it depends on how good the material is. Nothing to say Stella's don't kill — the heels themselves would be a good thing to avoid, for me, anyway!

I used to wear a little now and then, but mixed with moisturizer, and then some under-eye concealer under my eyes (always dark there, alas) and on any reddish bits on my face. Also, I read that greenish concealer is the way to mask redness, but my cover stick is yellowy, vs 'natural' skin tone'. Natural for The…

Not trying to be rude here, but curious why you choose to wear foundation.

ditto.

Or ooze filler.

My eyes don't know where to land ... :(

The study showed nothing but prejudice.