QB: MAY, 19, 68... MAY... 19... 68...

Fan: COMMUNIST MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

QB: KILL, KILL... [Looks to sidelines, wild-eyed; makes exaggerated shrug]

Offensive Coordinator: [Signals “2" and “0"]

QB: [Nods, returns to snap count] BLUE DOG 2020, BLUE DOOOOG 2020!

CENTER: [Snaps ball]

QB: [Drops back three steps]

[Fakes left]

[Hand…

A Narcissist’s Prayer

Man, wasn’t it cool when the UFC “traded” him for Ben Askren after his first loss (a split decision) in 7 years?

*shakes fist*

Sir, this is a Denny’s.

or 3) your parents parlay it into your 15 minutes (or more) of fame. The kid gets a DeMarcus Lawrence jersey for Christmas, parents contact the Cowboys public relations people and arrange a whole thing where he meets DeMarcus again after a game, gets his new jersey signed in front of media people, goes on the Today…

i used advanced image editing software to make a mock-up movie poster:

dude

My 1700 hours of Bastion have now been validated. 

It’s really not.  Watched it with 2 other people and we loved the movie.

I mean compared to committing genocide based on the color of your skin it’s a step in the right direction...

I ain’t fighting no robot. 

Just pick a Rise Against song

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

There’s just so much bullshit to unpack with this line:

For real.  I mean, it had a freaking lesbian wedding in season 1.  It was definitely a ground breaking show.

I think Friends is a good show but I was excited to read this article because Friends fanatics are some of the worst white people ever. Just INSUFFERABLE.

I really like Matthew Perry. I’m bummed he hasn’t had more success, but I’m glad he’s seemed to turn his life around.

I loved when Monica and Chandler got together.

Is the show dated? Yes. Does some of the humor fall flat in this day and age? Definitely. Is it garbage? I don’t think so.

The Washington Post just wrote a really interesting article about his private notes and what the reveal: