The Clintons made their entry into politics via courting black southerners...they know how to pander to them.

I’m just amazed you got them to shut the fuck up. kudos.

I’m just amazed you got them to shut the fuck up. kudos.

Liberals in California tend to be urbanites, living in LA and and San Francisco proper. Once you leave the big cities, you get a lot of conservatives, especially in Orange, San Bernardo, Bakersfield and San Diego counties. Trust me, I’m a CA native and I can attest to this. Indian Wells is a predominately white, older…

This. Everywhere. As a long-time tennis/golf/skating-on-tv fan, listening to the commentary around the Williams sisters, especially early on, was jaw-grinding. But, again, not dissimilar to the commentary around Woods, Jesse Williams, Debbi Thomas, Surya Bonaly, etc. Always the back-handed compliment that begrudgingly…

Which would be my asshat brother’s worst nightmare come true. Which makes me love this scenario even more.

Did you see John Oliver about abortion? A woman literally called a clinic and said “Ok, I’ll tell you what’s in my kitchen cabinet and you tell me what to take” because the clinic was inaccessible to her and they just couldn’t help her.

I’d fire her- there’s just no excuse for that degree of technological incompetence.

Now at this point in Kyle’s story, the part of me who is the teenager who came of age in Brooklyn started bubbling up– and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

Yeah, I find that opinion morally reprehensible. Obviously Hillary is to the right of Bernie, but she’s not racist troll who wants to commit war crimes. Like, wtf is wrong with people?!?

I kinda do too, but at the same time, we all thought wouldn’t get this far in the primaries and now we’re all, “What went wrong?”

Pay attention ladies: the newest tactic to silence you is the defamation suit.

Yes, it’s an awful tattoo... But am I the only one looking at that clip of JLO and thinking, “girl, Ben’s tattoo may be ugly but it’s still prettier than your last husband, the chupacabra”?

I think he’s Hulking as a joke.

I like her dress. But god, being married to JT must be fucking exhausting.

What I understand even less than his inability to ask Siri even if there had been any openly gay people who had won Oscars is the fact that his song won. It's an objectively bad song. How, when, whyyyyyy?

I’m a southerner. That was a perfectly executed “bless your heart,” 10/10 would bless.

Not to the mention the subtle-but-smooth “in my hometown” line, which will make Ben remember all the dumbshits from her hometown that she said “bless their heart” about, and he’ll realize, damn, I’m one of them.

As an Alabama native, I gasped when I read that skillfully deployed “bless your heart.” I can only imagine that it was launched with a twisted, condescending smirk, and that possibility warms the bitchy cockles of my heart. Well DONE, Miss Lady.

“He’s still the only person who really knows the truth about things. And I’m still the only person that knows some of his truths.”