I know nothing about these people and always have a 3 second reset when I have to tell myself it’s not David Foster Wallace gossip...

These Real Housewives are like a plague upon the earth. Every time I see one of these articles and wonder “Who the fuck are these people?” it’s always some Real Assholes.

Yeah, where does Bernie get off talking about substantive issues like we’ve been begging politicians to do since forever?

Moxie Crimefighter comes pretty close, tho. Makes Dweezil and Moon Unit sound like David and Mary.

Right? Like, individually I have no real interest in them besides the fact that I was totally team Pacey in the 90s. Together, for some reason I just like them as a couple.

nothing beats Radio Science and Pilot Inspektor.

Dita Von Teese: If you hate the Kardashians, you’re “just jealous.”

This would work. A little skin but with a whole lot more skill.

If he was bathed, shirtless/oil covered and sprawled out in front of a fireplace with a “Come f-me” look on his face, maybe I would have bought that magazine...

yeah, you would never see a guy set up like that. Take this guy, it doesn’t even look like he took a bath and it’s shot in some field that is a bit more appropriate for his sport (but maybe I missed the throne in tennis?)

I can see her doing something like this on the cover of a fashion magazine, because she’s both a designer and a fashionista, but on a sports mag? Should have shown a great sports shot.

She definitely looks great, no question there, I just wish that sexy wasn't a pre-req for these shoots. It's a context issue.

I’m very happy with their selection of Serena as Sportsperson of the Year, but this is not best photo for that honor.

I wish for consistency - like if it’s a guy that’s chosen as athlete of the year, he should also be semi-clothed and lathered in baby oil.

But why can’t she wear pants? I just wish a woman could be on the cover of a magazine geared towards men because of her accomplishments and be clothed.

It should be called “Tim Gunn’s Shooting Range” and he’d walk around NYC on Friday and Saturday nights with David Sedaris while they make sassy comments about people.

Who would have thought you could trade down from Lord Disick?

Tim Gunn is my co-pilot.

The people who have been supportive and volunteers working hard to make sure these people have places to stay, clothes to wear, and beds to sleep in once they get here has been astounding. There were people waiting at the airport and cheering as refugees left the plane, holding signs and giving hugs. It’s a nice…

You sue to get your nickel back.