Yes! This! Sometimes I crave some delicious chipotle with chips and guac. Sometimes I want Al pastor tacos from a little food truck for a dollar. Different beasts.

Sometimes I want real Mexican, sometimes I want Chipotle. I don’t pretend there’s any crossover between the two.

If you give m the $7K, I’ll give you the exclusive interview with me when my 32 plastic surgeries to look exactly like Kylie are complete.

Maybe replacr that guilt with another guilt? If I give someone els the flu, what if they are immunocompromised or have little or elderly people at home, etc?

It’s easier to “give no fucks” if you don’t have kids depending on you for food and shelter.

I don’t say this often but.... your employers are pieces of shit. Some people just get off on flogging a horse to death and we have a term for that - psychopaths.

In a sense, yes. In that the workers together form the proletariat, which runs the government, etc. The main thing is that the means of production are not in private hands in a Communist state.

Communism is the one where the government owns the means of production.

Yeah. Stick a perfectly legal abortion or an image of a naked body and the christian BS outrage will come flooding in. Show someone being shot apart, decapitated, tortured or even brutally raped and the same don't seem to even notice.

this is blowing. my. MIND.

That makes perfect sense. She makes adorable bags just the right size so you could pop him in and carry him around.

I’m sure this isn’t news to everyone, but I was shocked yesterday when I found out that Kate Spade is David Spade’s sister-in-law.

Thank you so much, Bobby, for correcting KJ’s erroneous apostrophe on BFFs. Sigh. That’s the way to do it. You didn’t overplay it, either. Tasteful.

I am going to miss you and your writing so much, Mark.

The irony here is there’s already terms for someone who’s attracted to children after puberty. And it’s not “slightly less pedophilic”

They are growing up. They are taking responsibility for their kids, trying to get jobs and deal with their shit. It’s not like there is a limited supply of compassion in this world: we can recognize the struggles your mom went through as well as the struggles these men currently face.

As a single dad, let me just say: fuck you.

It took some time, but finally the “They can go to hell” comments are here!

The problem in this country is not that we don’t love our own children. It’s that we don’t GAF about anyone else’s children.

Wait, so that’s not Anna Paquin? All you white ladies look the same.