Considering your stupid comment, you obviously needed to be told.

or on top of it, whatever

I could totally get behind this

But...

This just in:

If Kanye’s job now is to just troll the shit out of Taylor Swift at every available opportunity then I am completely on-board.

Yeah but that almond was probably grown here. ;)

Excuse me while I bask in my vegetable privilege. What’s this? A perfect strawberry on the last day of August? Why, I think I will enjoy that.

So there’s no real culpabililty, only coincidence, and bad luck. I don’t think that’s evidence which rises to the level of “responsiblity” in any sense of the word.

This is par for the course. Naming the agent of violence is often seen as cruel or mean, or to be “ignoring the victims.” Then, victimhood itself is made shameful—”stop being such a victim,” or “don’t treat them like victims, that ignores their agency.”

End result: rapists get to keep on raping, women end up with no…

My weiner dog has spots like a seal....which is kind of like a water pig in a way. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah-WEINERS RULE!

He also wrote a set of op-ed pieces for the Times discussing his cancer diagnosis. He wrote his last one a few weeks back and it featured, as always, his amazing writing:

That tongue! Those stumpy legs! Could this be any more perfect?!

RIP, Oliver.

It is both, so you’re good.

Portland residents: if you are going to carry a plastic bag? PUT A BIRD ON IT.

The police did nothing for me except intimate that I was responsible because I let someone walk me home.

As someone who has accompanied multiple friends through the rape kit and reporting process, I think you are delusional.

Being victimized all over again by the cops, prosecutors, family, friends, and community, makes most women decide it’s a better to just get over it and move on with your life. Except getting over it is never as easy people hope. Your, if it’s true, is exactly how the authorities look at rape victims. I’m not speaking…