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I have given birth twice (once vaginally and one c-section) and both times I was sent home with a bottle of 20 pills of Oxy and an automatic refill for 20 more. I never took more than 4 when I was home, but I can see how easy it would be to get started on that train. I couldn’t figure out what to do with my leftovers

I must be some kind of weirdo then because I hate getting high. Yuck.

Some of the greatest increases occurred in demographic groups with historically low rates of heroin use

Agreed. It’s bizarre to think that drugs that were developed for end-stage cancer patients are being taken by people for things like cramps and headaches. What’s going through your mind that you’re like, “Opiates, yes! I’ll take some please!”?

Not to be mean, but I’ll be pretty happy if Karyn is gone. She’s a terrible writer.

I believe providing a platform for racism, sexism and transphobia is inherently unethical.

Britney and Pam Anderson are the two women I'm really rooting for in the love game.

Paradis is the real winner in this scenario.

Or the father of my children. #winning

The NRA just recommended that we arm black people. Think about that for a minute.

Can we stop expecting everyone to know everything? Christ. I wouldn’t know anything about Terry Richardson at all if I didn’t read Jezebel. It’s not like he’s mainstream headline news or anything.

People who believe in “magical thinking” are so fucking delusional.

You’re definitely not alone in thinking so.

Yuck. Not that he’s ginger, just that he’s HIM.

As we’ve learned the past few days, identity is all about how you feel. So congratulations, you’re rich!

Agreed. This isn’t guilt at all, it’s just that logo bags are now associated with wannabes and mall rats (and, god forbid, outlet shoppers).

It’s amazing what you can find at Target. That’s pretty much where I shop for me, my kids, and my husband.

Macy’s, Nordstrom, and Target.

But you know he’s got binders full of women.

Jez was pretty mean about Amanda Bynes too when she was at her worst. They can’t seem to help themselves.