Whoever is bankrolling trying to make her become a thing needs to just stop it.

This. I doubt she was ever pregnant to begin with.

Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.

Haha, that was my first thought as well. I was like, did Faye Dunaway pull a Rachel Dolezal?

She looks strangely like Faye Dunaway here.

Does it give a weird white cast to your roots?

Does it give a weird white cast to your roots?

I like this stuff, but the Ultas near me are ALWAYS out of stock. So frustrating.

I like this stuff, but the Ultas near me are ALWAYS out of stock. So frustrating.

I actually really like BigSexy dry shampoo!

I actually really like BigSexy dry shampoo!

People are always having hissyfits on reddit.

East coast beaches are not that great. You should continue to avoid.

This might be her without the weird ass contouring makeup.

I don’t know why anyone would care about Morrisey, period.

She has her Master’s in Communication. :)

It’s definitely uncomfortable, no doubt.

I got a ton of shit for not wanting to register. But when it was explained to me that I could either tell people what would be useful, or expect to get a ton of gifts that I didn’t want and couldn’t return, I understood the reasoning behind it.

It’s more like, people want to buy you a gift, and they’ll buy it anyway (even if you ask for donations to charity), so you might as well tell them what would be useful otherwise you’ll get a bunch of shit you don’t want and can’t return.

This is the business. It’s the only deodorant I’ll wear.

This is the business. It’s the only deodorant I’ll wear.

The reverse is also true. Every time I visit a cold weather place in winter, I have to strip out of my layers whenever I go indoors because they have the heat cranked up so high.

Ditto. Jez is literally the only place I ever see Rita Ora mentioned.

omg her face in that picture. Like she would literally rather be anywhere else.