Yup, I'm a graphic designer and that photo is definitely shopped. You'd think Bey could afford a better photo editor.

Give me a fucking break, Rihanna, and spare me the pseudo outrage. The very second CBS and/or the NFL offers you enough money, you'll go right back to working with them.

Ohhhhh, James Brown is a CBS host? I read a headline somewhere that James Brown made a fantastic statement on domestic violence and I was like, really? James Brown? That's...weird. Makes much more sense now.

Canada's heading our way, unfortunately. It's been no picnic there either. :/

Shades of Hugo Schwyzer.

I think there needs to be more room in our collective cultural consciousness for things like this. People evolve. People grow up, they change. They can learn, be different, do better. And I hope we can let them do that with good grace.

If you watch the video, the instructor is teaching her a BASIC SHOOTING STANCE and lets her fire ONE ROUND moments before she loses control. The instructor had it coming, IMO.

I have read plenty of books about the Holocaust, and even visited Dachau but I would have never made the association of this shirt with Jewish prison uniforms.

Wait, striped pajamas are inappropriate?

Aw, yissss. I want ALL THE DICK.

The number of commenters on Jez who are repulsed by children, childbearing, and parenthood is pretty obnoxious.

Long blond hair does not a human Barbie make. *snore* Call me back when you've had a zillion plastic surgeries and cosmetic enhancements.

Dammit, Sweden. You make so much sense.

Perfect.

I feel like Jezebel is trolling us every time they post a story about her. I'm always like, who the fuck is that? I seriously have zero knowledge of her or her music and have never heard anyone but Jez mention her.

The world has always been a shitty and fucked up place. But it's actually less dangerous in many respects today than it ever has been in human history. We're just a) more aware of it now, and b) have the idea that it should be better.

The only thing that makes me cringe about your story is the thought that you probably weren't wearing sunscreen!

Is there a way to give a kid that old up for adoption? I see a lot of people saying he should have done that instead, but really, is that something you can legally do?

But is there really a way to put your almost two year old up for adoption?

Actually, rear-facing seats are for as long as your child can possibly fit in them, up to after 2 years old even. It's supposed to be so much safer that it's better for your kid to have their legs smushed against the backseat when they sit rear-facing than it is for them to face forward.