Your typo that replaced "butter" with "better" is maybe the best typo ever.

Yeah, but you divorce WIVES, not CHILDREN.

SERIOUSLY. Can Jez shut the fuck up for one minute about Beyonce?

No shit. When I saw this picture I thought she had aged about 20 years. Very strange.

Seriously. That is an awful, awful look for her. I hope she doesn't go any farther in that direction.

Nope, mine's on total lockdown, too. Has been since I signed up, and I hardly ever post anyway.

First rule of the internet: don't read the comments. Except on Jezebel.

Makes sense, seeing as how they themselves dress as if they are in their 60s.

The entire thing is amazing. And she's going to be 50 in a few months. FIFTY. Not that a woman can't be rockin' at 50, but you have to admit Sandy's pretty exceptional here. Wowzers.

My opinion is allergy-centric, actually. There's nothing wrong judiciously applied perfume for you, perhaps, but I am quite allergic to many scents and nearly all of them cause vicious post-nasal drip. I assure you that there is nothing classy or elegant about making me generate mucous, no matter how fancy or…

I appreciate your judicious application of perfume, but honestly I don't want to smell you at all. Good, bad, or otherwise. Scent is not a sense I want involved in my interactions with people with whom I'm not intimate.

I hate 50 Shades of Gray for so many reasons, but encouraging people to step outside their comfort zone for sex is the least of them. The horrible, terrible, very bad, no good writing tops my list of its major offenses.

Yes, for my office today I am in a long sleeved blouse with the sleeves rolled up. I miiiiiight roll them down when I leave the building tonight. Maybe.

Well, Erin's question was what do you wear to deal with the cold. I didn't say it was cold today.

A hoodie sweatshirt. But I'm in SoCal, where the low today is going to be 72.

I live in SoCal, where we have earthquakes, overcrowding, horrible traffic, high crime, high cost of living, etc. LET US BRAG ABOUT THE WEATHER. It's all we've got.

*high fives* I'm in Lake Forest and eating lunch outside right now, working on my winter tan.

I'm pregnant and am always wandering into the plus size section because those clothes are WAY cuter than their maternity shit.

I was wondering about Vinnie. Because he is the BEST. <3

Surely. But not many as well-known and as infused with childhood nostalgia as this one.