Ha, I live in So Cal and am wondering if I can possibly justify these.

I'm in Orange County area, CA, and it's EIGHTY FOUR DEGREES here today. I'm all for temperate weather, but I draw the line at anything above 80 in December.

The internet is vastly overestimating my interest in Beyonce.

There's usually a warning on honey labels that it's not to be consumed by infants under 1 year. A good reminder to read labels!

Can we please just stop paying attention to anything this woman says? Giving her more media coverage and google hits is exactly what she wants. Why are you playing into her hands like this?

Yep. Keep in mind she was introduced in only the 7th episode of the entire series, and while watching those live (not later on Netflix or whatever) I had no way of knowing how long- or short-lived her character would be.

I'm probably in the minority but I can't freakin' STAND her. She single-handedly ruined True Blood and Party Down for me with her awful acting. Go away, Lizzie. Ick.

We did this. It was awesome, especially the part where people asked how on earth I was going to decorate the nursery if I didn't know the gender. JFC.

God makes 'em, and they find each other.

I used to watch Stargate Atlantis pretty religiously and even went to a con once. I met Jason Momoa there and he was hilarious and charming and EVEN BETTER LOOKING in person, if somehow that's possible.

Sounds fabulous! I love some salt in my chocolate. Mmmm.

My husband works from home and he does minimal housework. I can assure you that if I worked from home, I would at least find 5 minutes to empty the fucking dishwasher on my lunch break or whatever.

What super nice chocolate do you buy? I'm always looking to upgrade!

I found that to be true of cheap chocolate. I started buying these Ghirardelli dark chocolate bars when I was pregnant and ate them exclusively (as in, that was the entirety of my chocolate intake) for months. Now when I have M&Ms or Reeses or anything like that, it tastes like utter shit.

I just deleted it off my phone about a month ago and it's amazing how much more time I have for everything in my life now.

Ditto. I deleted it off my phone about a month ago and I've never felt better.

Vomit. This looks like the base color for Lisa Frank merch.

I like this guy. Smart, savvy, and seems like the perfect author to carry on the works of Andrews.

It's just too perfect, isn't it? I'm sure it's just a publicity shot and he doesn't normally look like that, but maybe he does.

If she could just read the "sigh no more...hey nonny nonny" bit to me over and over again I'd die happy.