Dude, she willingly married BODE MILLER. She'll get exactly what she deserves out of this.

I wish I lived in a world where spinach was delicious. But I have that bitter receptor gene and it tastes awful to me.

That's a bummer because I really love dry food. Crackers, chips, powders. I am not overly fond of moist, soggy, or mushy foods. Yech.

I never want to go to another wedding, wedding shower, or baby shower EVER AGAIN. Send me a notice and I will send you $$$. End of story.

As a pregnant lady, I'm on board with this. I put the absolute kibbosh on any and all games at my first shower. Such utter hell.

I bet this started with a well meaning store manager or assistant manager who legitimately wanted to help his/her employees who are living on a wage that he/she can’t control. Instead, it’s a PR nightmare because it highlights everything Walmart is trying to ignore/deny. I’m glad this went public but I hope no one at…

Doesn't necessarily have to be intentional poisoning. It could have come from the supplements she/they were taking. The nutritional supplement industry is completely unregulated by the FDA or any body with legal oversight. You'd be amazed at what kind of shit ends up in there.

Munchausen by proxy?

Not street meth. Pseudophedrine from cold medicine.

Everyone dies eventually. The fact that she was beautiful and talented doesn't make it any more or less tragic than any other death.

I was just coming here to say the same thing. Except I really am pregnant, ha.

I've seen research suggesting that pedophilia is a sexual orientation, like homosexuality. If that's true, it's not a "mental disorder" that can escalate. It just...is.

*grabby hands*

Who is this? Why don't I already know?

Snore. I'm so fucking over Rihanna. Are we done here yet?

This. I ended up with my husband after causally inviting him over for sex one night.

I had no idea a rainbow loom was even a real thing. It looks like a cheater's shortcut way to make friendship bracelets.

This is the perfect image to headline this story.

Can we stop trying to make M.I.A. happen please? She's such a fucking idiot.

I always refer to him as "Uncle Tim."