...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Imagine if getting orlove’d was an actual achievement in game.

old muscle cars from the ‘90s

no

The term “trouser cough” is simply amazing.

I’m delighted you noticed!

The only thing I got out of this article is the fact that you blurred out a dog’s genitalia. So fucking strange.

Cuss all you want in the body of the article, but for the love of God can you stop dropping F bombs in the title of articles, particularly for something that everyone wants to read like The Morning Shift? You are going to get banned by our IT people, and then I’m going to have to work,

While it’s fun making fun of Honda, them exiting the sport is bad for the sport. If we really want F1 to stay exciting and be on the cutting edge, we should root for them to succeed.

Funny part is they do so while never realizing CUVs have become the new minivan.

And blinker fluid

CT5, CT6, ATS, CTS, XTS....goddammit, I want the old names back. Gimme a Deville, Seville, Eldorado, Fleetwood, Talisman, even a Catera instead of this alphabet soup nonsense. Find this ONE WAY not to ape the Germans and I’d respect Cadillac a lot more.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

And then he dabbed.

Gotta admit, I turn off browser images at work so I clicked on this fully expecting it to be a plea to Janet Yellen about raising or not raising interest rates.

Nothing makes me happier than watching Fed say fuck you to age and kick ass. His first two sets today were a straight up lesson in grass tennis. And then that tie break! He was down 3-0!

Serious question, who the hell buys middle grade gas..I believe it’s 89 octane?

I’m puzzled by the behavior of someone who clicks on an article titled “The Cavaliers can’t win Game 5. Or can they? (No) (But maybe)” and then takes to the comments to complain that the article does not make a decisive prediction about what will happen in Game 5.

The “Keep Calm and...” meme is the worst! Most of them don’t even make sense, and it makes me crazy.

women are making this nation worth saving