Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

The pit crew?

At this point I wouldn’t be entirely shocked if someone did that, all four wheels pop off and the only effect was the Merc started floating around the track...

I think the moment they built a fat, pig-faced, giant hatchback and then told us it was, ahem, a motherfucking ‘GT’ is the moment anyone with eyes and a brain said... ‘jog on, dickheads...’ I mean, really? Its looks like a pontiac aztek wearing it’s kids nikes.

Please sirs can I have some more?

Well that’s a bimmer......

One sentence later: “It’s more pure in purpose than the hot hatches and more pragmatic than the convertibles, though it is small.” Which is true. At the end of the day, this is RWD and those are not.

Big deal, warriors overthrew kings all the time throughout history. Warriors will beat Kings three times this year; the Praetorian Guard overthrew three emperors in 193.

Stupid millenials who think they know everything. Get the hell off my lawn. But stay if you want to hear my theory on how Mexicans damage our water…

Here’s a take:

The stock wheels on the 964 Turbo are the best factory wheel design of all time.

Of course the Jeep guy loves driving something with no doors.

*triggered*

Got my eye on something along these lines...

Good addition to this would be the % off instead of just the $ amount. Because even though the Miata is only $3k that is over 10% which is a pretty solid discount.

Michael I applaud your patience when dealing with Jalopedants. That’s a jalopnik pedant you know.

Well, Jackie Stewart just called Hamilton a “little ballerina”, after his antics in Abu Dhabi.

Calling this lump a “coupe” is even more egregious

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This is not the outcome I wanted, but it is the outcome we have reached. That is how democracy works.

At the risk of sounding... unctuous... Thank you zdkfocus, for my word of the day.