Thanks, hon. It’s not as bad as the radio news director that once said my boobs were so big they should also be on the payroll. That guy is a traffic reporter in Washington, DC now.

Whenever my mom sees this snake on TV, she says “isn’t he the guy that used to flirt with you and your female reporters when you were a news intern in college,” and I have to say “Yes. He was disgusting.” Glad things haven’t changed since 1998...

I have to wholeheartedly agree. Ruby Woo is just a tad too dry, and this has that perfect matte look without drying out. I use it with Ruby Woo pencil.

I have to wholeheartedly agree. Ruby Woo is just a tad too dry, and this has that perfect matte look without drying…

Does anyone really want to watch Dancing With the Stars?

She *really* needs that Bravo money...all her role has been is to schill whatever crap company her husband is involved in. I’m sorry, but popcorn? I work in the CPG industry, and that segment is saturated...

TIS THE SEASON FOR RECRUITMENT VIDEOS! Don’t let us down, Jezebel!

Imagine how effing happy I was when my 3 year old niece asked for, and got, a Paw Patrol bike for her 3rd birthday. Navy blue, non-girly Paw Patrol bike.

If any of these politicians are interested in protecting human life, how about we start with the senseless shootings in this country. How about the in Sandy Hook? How about human life at that movie theatre? How about the human life in Orlando? Let’s start there first.

How much work has Tiffany Trump had? She looks awful.

What the fuck happens when you’re at your bougey friend’s lake house and 4 of you have matching towels AND matching charms? Huh??? WHAT HAPPENS THEN, KAREN???

I am bored at work, so I read her blog. She talks about how she isn’t friends with poor people. I want to punch her in her perfect vag so badly....

Alyson Stoner (Step Up; some Disney stuff)

Can we PLEASE bring back Jon Stewart?

Something needs to finally fucking get done.

Meanwhile women have to fucking fight for access to BASIC HEALTHCARE...I fucking cannot anymore.

Well look at these CLASSY ladies. How disgusting....

Why are we still calling him “Stanford Swimmer” when he is a) no longer a student at Stanford and b) no longer a swimmer. He is, in fact, a convicted rapist. We should be calling him “Convicted Rapist Brock Turner.”

Wait are there actual “rules” on what it means to be “successful"?? I can't with this bullshit.

“she blames the fact that everyone is upset with Turner for taking the clothes off a stranger and digitally penetrating her on political correctness and that we should “see that rape on campus isn’t always because people are rapists.”

Fuck that. If I committed a heinous crime like that, my father and mother would sell my ass down the river and make sure I paid my due.