Maybe someone should take dad aside for 20 non-violent minutes and see how HE likes it...

My husband was a frat boy at a party school and despite that “culture” he never raped anyone.

The PBS recording of Into The Woods is one of my all-time favorites!

My friend pointed out that they all looked like Lego men—shiny, extremely coiffed, and almost entirely (with the exception of six men of color, three of whom were sent home) indistinguishable.

“I’m legit in the airplane bathroom—gonna take a pregnancy test because I’m having a little bit of a scare. So. No big deal.”

NO WAY YOU DID?????? One of them had a pea purée! I do not like peas, but hot damn was that quiche SO FREAKING GOOD! It was, by far, one of my favorite work meetings ever. And I’m not just saying that. Martha & Lucinda were so sweet and kind and gracious, and they gave me time to blather on about my company.

Hahaha aw thanks Bonstonienne — I have a really weird, fun, cool, sometimes strange job.

Yes, only she was also holding a cup from the Martha Stewart cafe, so it was pretty meta to see her holding a cup with her name on it like that. I do have to reiterate though, she was so chill and so nice. We talked about the house I was buying and what kind of stuff I was going to re-do my kitchen with. I wanted to…

And I should also say that they were really good in planning the “menu” for the meeting, asking what kind of food allergies I have (shellfish and mushrooms - I’m anaphylactic) and then doing 3 kinds of quiche, muffins, and fruit.

Maybe because we are an advertiser she was warm N fuzzy? I have a friend who used to work in her test kitchen and echoes your sentiments.

YES AND YES

QUICHE! I work for an egg company :) Can we be friends and talk quiche?????

I had a work meeting at her magazine last year, and she not only stopped in to say hi, she sat down, chatted with me, then we ate quiche together. She was lovely, but no-nonsense. It was surreal.

The Lonely Island is funnier than that, because they’re smart enough to know when to be dumb, and how much.

Thank you on #3....

I’m assuming that #4 is because you might just need to put “ass for days” on a grocery list one day.

Next up, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show will be ladies in parkas.

“Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.”

Thank you. I needed this today.

I just checked out that JCPenney line: Not a single thing I can wear to work that I can’t get somewhere else (button-downs, sleeveless tops), and there’s no way in HELL I’d wear a graphic tee that says “Curves are Trending”. Ever.