I don’t want to say that anyone deserves aggressive lung cancer, but if it had to be anybody then I’m glad it’s Rush Limbaugh. I can’t wait for him to enter the bad place and experience butthole spiders and chainsaw bears.

I'm surprised no one has died on this show

Dear whoever took this video/picture: Please send Donny Jr. a cease and desist letter, k, thx, bye.

This should become the new "may the ticks and fleas of a thousand ticks and fleas infest your pubic hair" 

As someone who is immunocompromised, may I just say: I hope she gets an infected ingrown taint hair that doesn’t heal right for at least a month. 

Did Andrew suffer his traumatic brain injury before or after you started dating him?

Which would you rather share with this dude's frequent guests, a toothbrush or a dildo?

Who can blame her, this whole thing has been a nightmare to watch from afar, I can’t begin to imagine how hard it is to live through.

Hmmm. Seriously thinking of changing all my user names to “Crotch Toxins.” I like it.

Woman Who Lives And Dies By Branding Says Current Branding Might Kill Her

i’ve been living abroad for a long while now and this really brought me back! everyone on this floor definitely heard me shout YES! YES! YEARS OF MY LIFE! i’ve never seen Cats, my only association with it is my parents getting home very early one night in 1987 or 1988 because they left at intermission. when i asked…

Yes. “Now and forever at the winter garden theatre!” Is permanently burned into my brain. 

We had the same promo hit in Southern California for the LA Shubert theater during the mid 80s, damn nightmare fuel! 

I loved the whole review, but the recording of the laughter in the theater brought tears to my eyes, as if I were there, and that too is the Lort’s work. That little bit of extra.

I’m going to pass on this, because at some point in time in the future, I’m going to need to be able to sleep.

I haven’t seen any evidence of this, but my gut feeling is every person he pardoned is a white man.

Ameigh is an ob-gyn? I have so many unwanted visions now of her committing a terrible disservices to so many women. And the hat.

Im all for Sesame Street running on HBO for the first six months if it allows them to continue to make products like this.

I don’t know if it was genius or stupid to post a recipe involving bananas and nuts after this, but I love it either way. 

I drove by this once, it’s in New Providence, NJ.