Not at all a fan of cruises: my first was in 2018 and my second is this Saturday. I’m leaving for 5 nights aboard the Celebrity Infinity for the Golden Fans at Sea cruise - yes, the Golden Girls cruise! I get there’s a lot to do on cruises, but 5 days is my MAX. I get bored.

I can’t believe this shit is back. Everything about this show angers me to my core.

YEP! Channel 13, and we also had the Long Island public access station so sometimes we’d get lucky and see it twice in a day. I watched until the Darcy/Fiona crew graduated. 

UGH I can’t believe I missed that when I was writing this reply! 

I’m in my early 40s and grew up with Degrassi Jr. High & Degrassi High. We’d watch it on our PBS station in NJ. Sometimes my mom would even watch it with us. So much of what transpired on that show happened around us in real life: Spike & her baby; Erica & her abortion; Shane’s traumatic brain in jury; Shane drunk…

The other thing burned into my brain? The Milford Plaza commercial. I can’t hear “Lullaby of Broadway” without trying to sing: “And at the center of it alllllll is the Milford Pla-zaaaaa”

I don’t know why I have such a deep dislike for this whole Cats situation.

The **best** gender-reveal was when my then-best friend texted me “Boy” from the OR when she had her c-section. Easy, happy, celebratory, and nobody died.

My cousin & her husband have the best and most twisted costumes... They were Sonny & Cher, but like, current Sonny. Zombie ghost Sonny, complete with a bent ski pole around his neck.

Ladies...

I go to the Kohl’s near my office.

I might have an unpopular opinion, but here it goes: I’m over “Friends”. I was a fan when it was on during it’s regular run; I might have had a “Central Perk” tee shirt, and I DEFINITELY tape recorded the theme song off of the radio (yes, tape recorded).

Six holiday seasons with Express/Express Men from 2000-2005 as a manager and I still have convulsions whenever I hear The Waitresses “Merry Christmas”. 

Here to co-sign on Billy Porter & MJ Rodriguez.

Oh Tiffany, put the titties away. Be better.

What a fucking coward. Just like Ariel Castro (the asshole who had Amanda Berry, Michelle Knight, and Gina DeJesus held captive in Ohio) who hanged himself before he could face his consequences.

The only TV show furniture I want is the broken down set from the Merv Griffin Show that Kramer set up in Jerry’s apartment on Seinfeld.

So pretty much, the President’s “Social Media Summit” was a dick-stroking session in which all of his biggest fans listened to him talk about how awesome he is...

That douchey beard makes him look like the Cool Shavin’ Ken doll my sister had in 1990 (she was 10).

I’m reading this as I have lunch at my desk in the office, and I am dying. Excellent use of .gifs (especially Prince).