You know, I felt bad for her when she had that horrible skin reaction from a facial, but seeing this now? Maybe she isn’t so great after all.

Why?

Because clearly she is a supreme asshole.

...this Sunday is 100 percent the apocalypse, and it’s going to be metal as hell.

So let me get this straight: colored Doritos are an attack on Christianity, but Josh Duggar molesting his sisters is totes ok? Fuck this guy.

Dear god, Heaux was the best....

(Editor’s Note: If you guys remember Dustin Hucks’ Breadsticks story, that was at a Fazoli’s, though he never explicitly stated such)

Rubio: Absolutely. If you go to one of these centers, young women are provided with very few options. In many places, they’re not told anything about, for example, adoption services that might be available to them. In essence, you come in and it’s already predetermined. This is what this place does. It provides…

This song is a complete panty dropper. Brb.....

They call her hard-hearted Hannah, the vamp from Savannah, G-AAAAAAAAAAAA

I feel like we should be friends IRL, Bobby...

I was in jury duty today as well, and the girl next to me spent an hour taking duck face selfies the minute we got out of the courtroom.

My husband wants bunk beds....I may just go for it.

“I feel it’s really important that we make fun of everybody,” she said. “I think [what] brings us together and unites us as people is that we can poke fun at all of us.”

MOVE, BITCH...GET OUT THE WAY. He’s been my boyfriend/lover since the late 90s.

When I was a sophomore in college, one of my roomates’ “cool aunt” gave her a copy of the Kama Sutra as a “oh hey have fun in college!” gift. After this roommate learned that I lost my virginity, she left that on my desk, along with a box of condoms from another roommate. Not gonna lie, it was a very nice gesture.

She looks like she could be one of the lost Duggar sisters...

I have absolutely nothing to say besides “Oh fuck these assholes.”

I had one of those button-down corduroy skirts in 1995 when I was a freshman in college. I wore it with a twinset, knee-high socks, and mary jane flats, and I thought I WAS THE SHIT.The skirt was DEFINITELY from Express.

“you’re a towel” —-PERFECTION!