My friends and I had a “white party” to celebrate Betty White hosting SNL. We made everyone where white and we had a cake with her photo on it.

In middle school I had my pinky nail “pierced.” It was a small “drill” you would twist into the nail and hook a gold ring in it. First, the fact that my mom let me have long nails like that in 8th grade was crazy. Second, I am from NJ, so my hair was also crazy high. Third, the nails looked hella cool with my Z.…

How about this dumb bitch just gets a new job if she doesn't like it? I can't go into work every day and not actually work and expect that is acceptable behavior.

I've been waiting for this day, Randilyn.

Calm down, lady! You just get out of prison?

Sex with Lucas was so good WE NAMED IT!

My uncle passed away rather young (64), and quite suddenly. He was a beloved music teacher turned TV/Film producer. He was a great guy with a million friends. There were 2 days of funeral home viewings (there were programs with his bio & photos...) and a 3-ish hour church mass on day 3 that should have been called…

I was surprised to learn that the married 20 and 30-somethings all felt that if they died first, their husbands would be left completely incapable of handling bills, kids, even changing the sheets.

“Oh he’ll be fine. He’s only allergic to whole shellfish.”

I’m a brand manager for a very large CPG company, and I know what these types of product integrations cost. I can only imagine the serious cash Vagisil put up for this. My guess is going to be $350k minimum. For Vagisil. Vag wash. Yea.

My dad is a plumber and when he’s done with projects, he will sell scrap metal, copper, etc. He cashes the checks and requests the bank to give him the money in the form of $1 coins (he has recently added $2 bills to the mix). He’s off-the-boat from Greece and is cute and short and weird. (EXACTLY like the dad in my…

I like. I like.

They did: Streetwalker Red, Pill-Popper Party Girl Sparkle Pink, and French. I feel like you and I should be friends IRL.

Samsies! Only I think I bought them with my allowance money from Drug Fair (a small NJ-based drugstore chain). They were definitely Lee press-ons, and they were definitely bright ass pink. I was 12.

This could be the case. Up here in NJ even the good places only charge $10 for a good mani.

Oh Imalet...........that is all tragic. I don’t eat Taco Bell (I know, I’m weird), but after finding an eyelash in my chicken noodle soup from our local Chinese takeout place near work, I stopped eating there. And EVERY TIME my CEO is like “let’s all order Chinese” I have to rehash the story as to why I won’t order…

I was about to say “what is this 1989 and we are wearing press-ons?!” Then I thought “oh yeah, Florida.”

I thought it was Juicy Joe who did the work. Because, ya know, he’s a “contractor.”

That dolphin is pretty amazing....

I was one of the last people in my group of friends to get married, so there was a fair amount of “bridesmaid fatigue” amongst my girlfriends. I tried to make things as easy and as possible: off-the-rack dresses from Nordstrom that were $100 (and gorgeous!), my mom paid for the shower, inexpensive bachelorette party,…