Bachelorette parties where someone hands me a penis straw, a button that says “hottie”, a glowstick necklace, a candy necklace, and a scavenger hunt.

He is STILL adorable:

Why are they even trying anymore with this show? Just take it out back and put it out of its misery.

1000 stars to you, Meg.

This is peak Taco Bell, really.

On behalf of everyone here at Planned Parenthood, thank you so much for your gift, in honor of The Duggar Family Amy & King Dill Pickle. A detailed gift receipt was sent to XXXXXXXXX@aol.com.

How about these douchelord men stop worrying themselves about what’s right for WOMEN and figure out a way that we can all go to the movies/school/church/grocery store without worrying about getting shot. This is America in 2015 for fuck’s sake.

The minute I get home tonight I'm doing it. And posting here!

I would do that in a goddamn heartbeat. In fact...I think I will.

WHAT THE HELL?!?! Seriously, I need to up my Xanax because I simply cannot handle this kind of shit.

Oh Kinder Surprise is SO in the United States now!!!! In New Jersey, you can find them at a lot of mid-level grocery stores.

If all this stand-in does is “nothing”, then how is this different from what Kim Kardashian *actually* does?

that’s pretty amazing....

One girl told me she’d never heard of eating chicken legs before. I brought her the dish, and she argued with me that the legs were wings. Finally I just told her, “I guess I agree with you, in the sense that you wear your shoes on your hands.”

As Gwyneth says on the website, “I’m all goop all the time, baby. For better or worse.

I tend to sandwich my homemade cupcakes, only because I over frost (on purpose). And thank you :)

What the eff is the “cupcake hack”!?! Is that when you pop the top off and turn it into a “sandwich”? That's NOT A HACK!!! That's the best goddamn way to eat a cupcake.

My pleasure, Speaker.

BRING. IT. I'll bring nunchucks.

Well yea, maybe write about #fuckhacks? I’m sure there are some...like “wear a condom!” Is a good #fuckhack to ensure no baby.