That has got to be the most petty book title ever

How cool! Gbajabiamila is a yoruba name

Arrrggghh! How did I not know there’s a Japanese version?! You have literally just made my day

This is probably a terrible thing to say, and I hope he rests in perfect piece, but, am I the only one who thinks he’s Dracula’s doppelganger?

Hands down the most terrifying thing I’ve read today.

Lord! Looking like a pelican made of nightmares and foreskin.

Olivia Pope! Where the hell are you?!

Dear America,

Why would anyone ever think that’s a good idea?! That’s some wannabe earth mother (even though nature is mostly trying to kill you), first world bullshit. Ugh...I can’t deal.

Rofl... Marry me

I don’t understand. How daft does a person have be to not realise how wrong that was?

Gulps....Damn you. You stole my seconds.

Gasp.... How dare you?! Geoffrey Zakarian is a fox and I’ll meet anyone who says different at dawn! NAME YOUR SECONDS!

Is it weird that I’m more concerned /horrified that he finds Jonathan Cheban fascinating and that Scott Disick is his idol?

Exactly! This! It’s like a mental block.

Is that an American thing? Where I come from you’re just asking for trouble if your meat isn’t REALLY well cooked...like kill it all over again levels of well cooked. I don’t think I could touch meat that had any pink in it.

The entitlement is strong in this one...

Why why WHY would you not vaccinate your kids?! That is some first world bullshit.

That sounds horrible. How is this even remotely funny?

Tut tut...your fangs are showing.