As Nel-Peters said yes, Tebow slipped a 7.25-carat solitaire ring on her finger. “This ring is internally flawless,” he said. “Just like you.”

Which school will he head for? Given that Miami is in the running, gotta figure it’ll be Tathan For U.

I don’t know if anyone else has seen it but there’s a show called QB1 that was on Netflix(in Canada anyway) that followed Ol’ Tathan and the Georgia QB throughout their senior years of HS and they’re both just the dumbest football bros imaginable. It’s great.

Just another QB opening that Colin Kaepernick will likely be passed over for...what a shame.

You said a lot of smart/funny things in this piece, but you also said “ham is mostly terrible” so I think that means we’re enemies.

Serious question - why didn’t he just build a regular tunnel?  My understanding of regular tunnels is that you can drive through them at speed.  Why did he make a tunnel, but worse than other tunnels?

I genuinely hope Elon Musk is one of the first people on Mars so he can get the fuck out of my face.

In before the Musk fanboys find this in their google searches and clog the greys.

No. I have to say ‘tchup is the bro-iest thing you’ve ever written, and I hope you take that as the insult it’s meant to be. No amount of irony is safe from bro-iness. Please never again.

Me too. These are getting disconcertingly eulogistic. I really, really, really hope he’s ok, or as ok as can be expected in whatever the circumstance is. 

are the readers going to have to fucking unionize too and mount a reader stoppage to get a fucking update?!

I cannot fucking STAND the entire staff giving eulogies for Drew in public fora like this without giving us one shred of detail or allusion to what is or could be happening

Stop trying to make “tchup” happen. It’s not going to happen.

The more praise for Drew I see in these columns, the more I worry. 

Can we get an official update on Drew? You don’t have to get into specifics or anything, just a simple “he is doing better should be back soon” would be nice.

“This is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, you dog,”

Hey Kawhi, of what’s chances in hell are you likely to sign with the Clippers?

Phoenix will not be inhabitable by 2037.

I just feel bad for the oats. I mean, one day they were out and free in the sun and wind, and the next day they’re getting sluiced and eaten and fractioned and stuff.

This is why I eat veal.

What happened?  I am asking as a concerned reader and not because I have Photoshop ideas.