Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

Everyone’s insufferable asshole college acquaintance who picked up an accent on study abroad seems to be doing very well for herself.

i’m gonna go ahead and tell you no. i just found out about the zombies and literally screamed

Thanks for this. When I left the house this morning, I noticed the magnolia tree in our front yard was in full bloom and took a moment to appreciate its beauty. After reading this, I remembered that the real focus should be on all of those stupid flower petals which I will have to clean up over the coming weeks. Life…

Meghan, stay out of this. We’re talking about you, not to you.

Prob need your diaper changed after Mueller report. Maybe your boyfriend can change for you

When it comes to field-level crowd control at major events, there’s no security better than 66 y/o paraplegics

Normal comment by normal guy who totally respects women and isn’t shitting himself in anger over Bernie’s popularity.

Go back to reading your Biden/Obama detective novels.

Wow those brothers are no Jokic! Also, I have crippling depression.

Prince’s freedom is a constant reminder of our failure to construct a just society.

Prince should either be in prison for life somewhere or dangling at the end of a rope.

Her parents raised her and Erik Prince. Hard to imagine a more significant legacy of failure at teaching your children basic humanity.

Hot take: The roommate’s reaction to the pun guy was 100% warranted. 

Buddy, if you’re wearing an Ultimate Frisbee jacket in public, the white trash homophobe isn’t the nightmare roommate.

Brandon:
He liked to strip near-naked in the background while I was video-chatting my girlfriend.

Remember when a bunch of people were saying he should run for President? lol

This is the bullshit world we live in. Extraordinary buffoon James Dolan ‘owns’ the Rangers and the Knicks, teams that New Yorkers have supported for decades, for generations, and have bought and paid for many times over. Yet he gets to lord over them, him and his ridiculous fedora, and enact his capricious whims,…