So this list is wrong. It’s not quite heinous, like Marchman’s cereal takes, but it’s thoroughly, comprehensively Incorrect. That being said, how did The Woke Sports Blog put the neoconfederates of Lynyrd Skynyrd ahead of Van Halen, Cream, Jethro Tull, Aerosmith.... and like half the list?

I’m not a parent, so can someone explain to me how you tell that a five month old “appeared to be high”?

Just noticed Tim’s title is “Sports Trending Editor” lmao

Pretty remarkable how few resources the league seems to allocate for treating substance abuse. If Evans does indeed have a drug problem, as opposed to just being really, really unlucky, he could be receiving treatment through an outpatient program/pharmacological intervention while he continues to work. As someone who…

It speaks to the progress of my meditation practice that I can now think about Donald Trump cheating a child at golf and think with complete emotional remove, “this, too, is part of the pattern of things. The All is One.”

This is the first good song that kid has written and I’m legit happy to hear it. 

Katherine, can you tell me if I should start getting into the dragon sword show? I kind of like the idea of forcing my newly found enthusiasm on everyone in my life (thus annoying them) but I have no interest in watching 80+ hours of Fantasy Television Programming

He is going to get 15 of those rings they use to make bats heavier jammed around his neck by Carlos Santana after he brings up The Bell Curve and then he’ll look like an ostrich 

He’s got a real drunken master quality to his game. 

My roommate and his kid almost killed me with carbon monoxide... twice. The first time he was trying to brew beer on a propane stove in the basement with ventilation. He came into my room to tell me “the carbon monoxide alarm has been going off for a while but I don’t know how long.” The second time, his kid was…

Tons of people in Splinter’s comments were saying that. There was a time when lots of people said “we need him to battle Trump because he fights dirty like Trump,” and if you told them he’s a fraud and it’s risky to partner with him, they would scoff or say “Wow, no one is good enough for Splinter’s purity tests.”…

“Dixon, who’d never played the sport, nonetheless became addicted to drawing serene golf scenes of famous courses...”

Was there no better way to phrase this?

Unfortunately Samer, you did get owned here. Thoughts and prayers. 

As Tom Scocca put it, “it is hard to grasp sharing a nation or political system with whatever people support or admire them.” 

Same. I went from commenting daily to skimming articles and going back to twitter

The commenter purge was a horrible decision. Petulant and pointless. 

That show was amazing. I couldn’t stop laughing when Tathan wrecked that dune buggy in the middle of football season.

That shove of Olynyk still makes me extremely happy. Such a beautiful shove.

The thing that pisses me off most about this shit is that no one has ever pointed out why existing mass transit can’t just be fixed and properly funded. No one! It’s all these fucking insufferable fucking nerds just getting boners for a Roomba they can climb inside and using the insane amount of money they’ve siphoned…