Inhofe would feel differently if you’d just ungrey him already.

Weird. I was waiting for Inhofe to mention Splinter by name in his comments.

‘K-Hole of American Religious Mutation’ is going to be my new scream-metal album name, thanks.

My uncle and his wife are Jews for Jesus (both “converted” to their alleged Judaism), and they are both batshit crazy. They even eat “Biblical kosher,” which according to real rabbis is total bullshit.

i was aware of that on the evangelical front here.. i guess crazy religious ppl gonna crazy together. Love that they are on team apocalypse/rapture. Good stuff. 

This dude is 39 years old.

Please let this man’s shoulder and/or brain be free of crab meat someday.

“We’re not sure.”
-NFL

Hand wringing about pr0n always wins the day for me.

Most are your average ho-hum worker exploitation factories. Only one is doing damage to the public trust. Fuck you Sinclair Broadcast Group.

What is even the criticism here? That he reasonably answered a question put to him? I guess he could have recognized it immediately for the dipshit gotcha question it was and refused to answer it at all. But his answer to it wasn’t unreasonable, and he pivoted to a talk about comprehensive immigration reform, which…

Can we assume that “mom” called Jordan as the fires approached just to bitch about Aaron not calling?

So Aaron is donating a million and Jordan is donating his Bachelorette mug and tshirt. Jordan is one thirsty petty bitch.

jeez, if bachelor boy is any indication of who they are, i’d disown these petty vindictive pricks too. 

Any vote that isn’t for the Blonde Race Baiting Nazi Lady is wrong.

It sure makes it seem like Fultz is at odds with the Sixers’ front office, and is possibly seeking proof that his injury is physical rather than mental.  

Not really, no. I have no idea how closely they worked or if he forgot her from 10 years ago or doesn’t pay close attention to the identities of who’s coming at him on Twitter.

I’m using all 5 of my kinja accounts to vote for Bryan Colangelo.

This ended too soon. He’s following a tried and true progression.

What the fuck is wrong with you