psy-op

I feel for those affected. Whom amongst us hasn’t been BofA’d at least once?

god damn hahaha

I mean, besides being “an asshole” he’s also a credibly and multiply accused rapist. I don’t know why people don’t just say this all the time. It should be like adding an M.D. to a doctor’s name. Ben Roethlisberger, Rape Guy.

Now it’s time to open up the ol’ Incognito window, sail past the paywall, and finally learn how temperatures can be sexist. That’s a very 2018 sentence to write. 

In April, evangelical support for Trump was at an all-time high, with 69 percent of evangelical voters responding that they would prefer him over another Republican in 2020.

A. There are snakes in Hawaii, they are just all invasive. The brown tree snake is one example. 
B. I don’t know where you live, but I didn’t learn about snakes because the ground was fucking crawling with snakes. I learned about them from TV and movies and books and shit. 

That shit was impressively stupid. One time in college my Hawaiian friend asked me if snakes “went on top of the ground or in the ground like worms.” Just one of those questions where you can’t figure out how the person got this far in life without giving themselves mercury poisoning or something

Yeah, for conservative men, you get the Henry Kissinger thing where you look like a bowl of cheese curds that was microwaved for six hours, but you get to live forever because the evil reduces your metabolism like the cold ocean depths do for a 300 year old mahogany clam. The women... get skinny and sharp-looking and…

I was thinking it was Pareene at first before I remembered Univision shipped him out on an ice flow. :(

damn see I knew I should have stayed silent on this issue

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

Cindy, who he would later call a c*nt in front of reporters at a campaign event. He also divorced his first wife because he wanted to marry into Cindy’s dad’s beer baron money and launch a political career. Normal guy.

I can definitely accept that minority voters just don’t like him, and there’s certainly voting records to prove he wasn’t popular among black voters in the South. I’ve just never been clear on whether there were policies that were the problem or if it was more related to some combination of his personality, messaging,…

FACT CHECK: If Texas isn’t Oregon, than how do you explain Dallas, Oregon????????

Checkmate bitch

What specific ways does Sanders not adequately understand the concerns of minority voters? Are there policies specific to minority communities that the majority of minority voters express support for that he doesn’t support? He doesn’t support reparations, but I’d be surprised if a majority of minority voters did at…

I’m saying ruralsplaining isn’t needed. 

The correct form is actually Kansases City.

I wish you would have gone farther back, to the days when he was a plumber. I’m sure there’s great footage of him wrestling a busted porcelain throne out of some pensioner’s flat in Crumlin somewhere.

The conservatives in my life always twist themselves into pretzels to say Trump isn’t really racist, he’s just nationalist and conservative. Supporting white genocide memes from South Africa is about as clear cut as it gets that they’re full of fucking shit.