I live in rural Oregon

lol I’m not from the city. 

Like many polls, this data only includes landlines, so the respondents probably skew older.

The “do a crime” thing probably, like everything on this site, comes from Twitter. My reading of it is that it’s kind of a reaction to everyone on Twitter who pretends they’re a lawyer by using legal terms they don’t understand. Instead of being like Louise Mensch who says they’re going to use admiralty law to convict…

damn this looks like my actual mom lol 

I want to say that he probably has extremely advanced CTE but I feel like every person I’ve heard about with CTE experiences a change in personality where they’re described as being nice/funny/generous/etc. before and then become an asshole later. This guy seems to pretty much have always been this big of a dick, even…

Most importantly, imo, he’s proof that being a Harvard lecturer doesn’t make you smart. The Ivy Leagues (plus Stanford) should be Chernobyl’d and their endowments scattered into the winds (or used to pay off all the student debt they caused.) 

I think the leaves are pea shoots. The wrapper seems to be shaved daikon or something, as it has more texture than a mung bean or rice wrapper.

Absolutely nothing on this plate belongs together under any possible culinary permutation. It’s just a fucking abomination.

Re: seasons: I thought this was an Oregon meme but I think it started as a Canada meme. At any rate:

I think this just gave me my first fit of cluster headaches.

I used to date a girl in the Seattle suburbs and we often took the bus to get into town. One day, a football game coincided with all the Microsoft/Amazon employees getting off work. Nothing could possibly prepare you for the lethal scent combination of unshowered, end of shift tech bro mixing with fat suburb football…

I did this too. I didn’t want to show my girlfriend because I thought it might seem like an STD or something.

Man, he looks like absolute shit. The NFL must have some wizard photoshop people to make all the quarterbacks look Don Draper when they actually look like guys who get fired from Home Depot for looking at their snot too long when they blow their nose

The way information interacts with Trump’s brain is similar to what is known as the solera method of winemaking in which part of the old wine is poured into the ferment of the new grapes, so that ostensibly a little bit of every wine that came before it ends up in the newest wine. Now, replace “grapes” with “gossip he…

I stabbed myself in the thigh trying to cut the torn surgical tubing off my wrist rocket slingshot when I was 15. There’s not any clear way to explain how exactly this happened.

For the Trump question of the week, Drew casually tossed out that the Trump marriage is less happy than the Clinton marriage, and I’m not sure I can accept that without argument. BOTH Clintons are psychotic narcissists with zero empathy for other humans, whereas Melania seems to just be a generally vapid but not…

When is CJ going to learn that always going hard on offense leaves you weak on defense?

Every time I see this Republican bootstraps bullshit when used in regards to poor people I can’t help but think about David Roth’s Wyatt Koch piece. More importantly, I think about this image:

I had Twitter, and I kept seeing Seth’s tweets, so I muted him. Then when they continued to break through, I blocked him. But then there were the screencaps of his tweets. In attempt to avoid the entire brain-melting Twitter cess pool, of which he is more emblematic than almost any other account, I deleted my Twitter…

Maybe I’m just wildly pessimistic (except as it relates to the impending Earth-incinerating solar flares, which I’m very optimistic will happen soon) but I just don’t see what the fuck is the point of suing Wikileaks. This won’t put the Trump toothpaste back in the tube. And inasmuch as Assange represents Wikileaks…