This is my routine to a tee. Right down to the Sensodyne and mystery scent deoderant. Damn, I live in the city and have a normal job though. Looks like I know where my natural life path will take me.
This is my routine to a tee. Right down to the Sensodyne and mystery scent deoderant. Damn, I live in the city and have a normal job though. Looks like I know where my natural life path will take me.
God dammit I thought I dreamed those tweets. I skimmed them in a late night state of sober insomnia after several days of hard drinking and they blended into my fitful, restless night. I prayed they were caused by more of the tangled chunks of neurotransmitters that break off into my brain like ice bergs on the nights…
I think it’s unfair to say that AOC is what made Candace Aiston lose her mind. That ship sailed long ago.
“I honestly didn’t know anything about it. I wouldn’t even know if I’d been paid or not because I don’t really look.”
Me when the bank calls to say I over-drafted my account 16 times in one weekend
“Listen, it’s bacterial meningitis that’s the problem. Viral meningitis, fungal meningitis, parasitic meningitis, these are all fine. You WANT a certain amount of meningitis, because if you beat it, that means your immune system is healthy.”
You’re right. It’s insensitive to bring up Khabib’s well-known case of Pot Roast Back.
That’s a real hoot coming from the guy whose back turns into pot roast every time he looks at a practice gym.
That detail about stealing Sweet’N Low from a restaurant is the most telling for me. I remember a cop coming to my school in elementary school and telling a story about some poor woman who he caught stealing cards from the local Hallmark store, and trying to get a laugh at how pathetic she was. I mean, at least she…
Strange as this is, nothing will ever be stranger to me than the fact that Silver made it this far in life looking like that and is continued to be allowed to look like that.
The real question is how will Australia react to this open act of hostility?
Judge: “It says here you spent $1,348,729 in Q3 of 2016 on ‘dildo guns.’ Now, just for clarification, is that a weapon that’s shaped like a sex toy or a sex toy that’s a shaped like a weapon?”
I gotta go with Dustin on this one. I think it will be a scrap, but Diaz doesn’t really have knockout power, which has been Poirier’s main weakness. I’m going Poirier with the decision in a face grinder.
My guess is this is another scare tactic to boost donations.
ah FUCK thinking about the way Chuck and Nancy are going to hand wring about civility is making my blood boil
I saw The Adderal Diaries on Netflix and tapped out after about 20 minutes. I didn’t realize James Franco was in it when I put it on and it only got worse after finding out he was the star.
Does it not cause you physical pain to watch these clips?
The tone of that article is really, really sad.
I got into a screaming match with my dad over Wisconsin’s educational system. My dad (who, by the way, survived cancer and isn’t bankrupt ONLY because of the health insurance he gets through my mom’s school district job) is under the impression that it doesn’t matter if the public schools get sucked dry by these right…
I mean, Obama would sometimes like smirk or half-chortle when talking about how unhinged the right wing is. And to old racist white dudes, there is nothing even one thousandth as insulting as a black man being casually dismissive towards them. Not to be too melodramatic, but it’s the same reason a whistle was Emmett…
I might have missed something but is it not weird that a roster UFC fighter and a jiu-jitsu coach didn’t fare a little better with a couple of randos in a street fight? I thought this was going to be more like “I cut my hand open on the jagged shards of what was once his orbital bone”