I was conflicted about whether or not that was a version of the Prophetic Politics Knowing Toddler genre of tweet. But the observation has such an oddly Scandinavian quality to it that I decided it couldn’t be fictional.

Mike Gundy is an EXTREMELY Big 12 football name, although it could also work for a pro bass fisherman or NASCAR pit crew veteran or basically any character Danny McBride has ever played.

tfw you plan on waiting out management 

The Damn Busters

As a Blazers fan, I do not support CJ podcasting, let alone getting into these low-quality beefs. CJ studied media and wants to be a media member, for god knows what reason, when he already has the cool job. I do however support Evan Turner enthusiastically trying to box randos who call him soft on Twitter, and if his…

This only reinforces my belief that the Stormy and Trump saga is definitely going to be a movie some day. 

I live in Oregon and it was so clear from the start that she lives in Ashland. Eugene was another possibility, but if it was Eugene, the cougar would have to find it’s way into someone’s lice infested, shit-in-a-bucket “commune,” whereas Ashland hippies have million dollar yoga retreat houses in the forest. This lady…

I like hearing from conservatives in Canada for context. A not-insignificant portion believe in climate change, some form of universal healthcare, and are skeptical of military intervention. Here in the U.S., so much of our conservative movement has been overtaken by the snake handling loons that we have no concept of…

Kinda bummed to learn he has a sleeve tattoo now. It’s going to be real sad when he starts doing the Derrick Zoolander cologne commercials.

Sex pest. Sex Pest. Sex pest. SEX PEST. 

also please take me out of the grays. I’ve been a nice commenter for three years.

Why do most readers behave themselves in the comments on Deadspin but you walk over to Splinter and everyone is engaged in a eternal blood feud with HamNo and KathKreug?

I love the second entry where the guy seems to have huffed up a dozen benzedrine inhalers Kerouac-style and gone on a stream-of-consciousness whirlwind that incidentally included Louis CK’s “N-word” bit written verbatim tucked in the middle

Diarrhea, But Not in a Third World Country Lineup

I have feared the ocean every moment I’ve been in its proximity and I more or less refuse to think about space because it’s boring and not part of my life. So I’m on Patrick’s side. 

This metaphor would make more sense of the stated purpose of the EPA was manipulating the weather in order to destroy poor people of color. Everyone knows that’s FEMA’s job. 

Someone needs to put a stop to this. That Mindcage video is like one of those horrifying Youtube Pepa knock off videos made by an AI to permanently harm children’s psyches. 

I don’t have kids but I remember taking a road trip through Seattle as a kid and my dad insisting that we see the stupid Space Needle even though no one wanted to and then watching him become increasingly furious as the impossibility of driving/parking in downtown Seattle became more apparent before he finally had a…

I can’t tell if the $69 donation thing is some sort of weird cover up (“see, it was just some prankster! Not my creative director’s roommate paying his share of the electrical bill via money laundering chicanery”) or if it’s the only relatable/funny thing anyone working for this campaign has ever done.

I don’t think this tweet is good enough to justify reminding me that Chris Cillizza exists.