I don’t know if Bret Stephens published anything today or yesterday, but I’ve become increasingly vigilant in unfocusing my eyes and quickly scrolling past the moment I see his name anywhere

For all the youngsters out there, make sure to omit experiences from your CV that could undermine your credibility as en expert in the role you seek. For example, saying you taught Evan Turner how to shoot is like saying you taught Tiger Woods about monogamy.

All of her nihilism is evil when expressed in her political columns, but her impenetrable incuriosity is what makes it so surprising that her writing career ever got started in the first place. Imagine being a young, recent college graduate from a poor background and turning in this article about Italian food as a…

I watch as little cable news as physically possible but every time I do I’m astounded by how little information is actually presented and how much it’s just people with bread truck-shaped heads Intoning Seriously and pausing. to. add. emphasis. It elevates your blood pressure and makes you feel some autonomic level of…

John H. Coatsworth is a union busting-ass name

TFW mom let’s your order 9 things on Amazon this weekend.

Couldn’t make it past “Jay-Z” on any of them. My eyes are watering

“If you consent to an assault, then it’s not an assault.”

That’s some galaxy brain-ass reverse engineered abuse apologia. How do you call it “consent” when the person was being physically restrained, resisting the restraint, and later testified that they did not consent? I mean, it’s a fool’s errand to try to read…

Good to see young people showing interest in the field of journalism!

As a Oregon ducks football fan I can tell you that nothing destroys your ability to have faith in the basic mechanics of reality (i.e. cause and effect) worse than being an amazing team all year and then getting your ass whipped in the championship like we did in 2015.

Florida is a political mystery to me. The history of insane conservative governors and state reps does not jive with my understanding of the state populous. I would assume the Sexy Club People and the Immiserated Opiate People would be able to form a coalition to beat the Impossibly Old Retirees.

Quick poll: After seeing every news outlet cast doubt on the results of his medical tests, Trump will tweet:

The Roger Stone own of Chucky is like that scene at the end of There Will Be Blood when Daniel Plainview beats the preacher to death with a bowling pin

No matter what news I read about these two the only thing I can ever think is “what the fuck is up with their eyebrows?”

She joined Springbreakers because Harmony Korine was her mom’s favorite director, I wonder if something similar is going on here. I can’t imagine the prospect of working with a 112 year old who looks like a depression-era used condom is that enticing to her in and of itself.

This article didn’t really scan for me either. His insanity always commands a certain jet-black ironic humor, but trying to make it ha ha funny seems like wasted energy

 Sanders remains among the most popular politicians in America by a long shot.

My rural Oregon high school had a large Samoan population and they would perform a haka before every football game. Imagine the looks on the faces of the opposing team of pasty faced wheat farmers’ sons as they faced down an all-Samoan d-line doing this shit.

Ah yes, that classic pro-union stance of “consider the boss!”

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