You should mention that Canzano is a huge turd who has horrible opinions on everything.

One thanksgiving my uncle made a joke about how skinny I was and so I decided to eat as much pie as possible to show him... something? My commitment to not being skinny, I guess? Anyway, starting immediately after eating at least two full plates of food, I downed 13 slices of pie until we left a couple hours later.

which one/who is chris mullen

If only Black Americans, could “pull themselves up by their PANTS” if you will,,.,,,

I think he’s talking about this...

Probably 85% of the time I have no fucking clue what you are talking about, and at least 60% of the time, I think you are literally the worst writer in the Gawker media empire.

Do any of you come from red state/ redneck backgrounds and does it have an effect on your writing?

who would have thought that having 53 y/o Bill Maher-humping warmongers as your speech writers would result in tone deaf, unfunny dreck for your speeches

Cohn: “I guess we have a fundamental disagreement then!!!”
Kelly: “Wtf, where you when everyone said I hated black people?”

“Sick left cross, Bryce.”

Drew Magary: someone referred to your new book Hike as being “Cormac McCarthy’s Alice in Wonderland.” Who is more flattering to be compared to for you, Lewis Carroll or Cormac McCarthy?

I’ll go to my grave believing Wallace was a better nonfiction writer than fiction writer.

Crouching Tiger Hidden Hackeysack

Timmy Wept.

His friend looks like Pete Davidson on coke (more than usual)

He’s looking really fucking unhealthy these days. Did his kidneys fail and no one knows yet? Does he have some rare autoimmune disease? Like, damn. Dude looks like death.

I think DC hates Jon more than Jon hates DC. What legitimate grievances could Jon really have against DC? Does Jon just hate DC’s inability to kick Jon’s own ass? like, he resents his mediocrity (which is only mediocrity when Jon is the current champion.) More likely, Jon just takes a youngest brother’s pleasure in…

Jesus, Hemingway, could you think of a more bleak way to end a blog post?

I can’t think of a sentence that makes me happier than,”Klay Thompson went 0-for-7 from three”

Edit: Conor is smart and good at PR

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