What we learned from the deadspin comments section today:
- former plumber’s apprentice-turned face pounding super star did not go to college for gender studies
- some people think Conor is overrated because he lost recently
- many Deadspin commenters feel deep religious devotion towards legal contracts

Great Kinja, gang

That first point really makes no sense. Fats are infinitely better conductors of heat than plain ol’ oven air, so if you cook your cannabis in fats (oil) at a low temperature to decarboxylate it, you will have a more consistent product. This is a well-understood process in the cannabis industry. Liquids conduct heat…

How awful was this game to call?

announcer: “and Kobe for three... a miss.”
“and Kobe for three again! and it’s an airball. pretty bad one too”

“little dynamos”?

*Googles “Patrick Redford height”*

I will never call Trump anything besides Cheeto Mussolini ever again.

Don’t give up on the man yet. My dad has colon cancer and has been given 3-6 months to live on THREE separate occasions. He’s still getting to the basketball court on occasion. Celebrate the living, don’t mourn their inevitable death.

They will sign Jeff Lockie to a 2 year $150 million deal and will run the “zero threat offense.”

Wait... Michael Bisping just beat one of the greatest ever fighters (Anderson Silva) in a main card for the UFC, and then immediately took a gutter match against Chael “the sentient herpe” Sonnen? What dimension am I currently occupying?

I had an XC coach in high school say he believe any male could run a 16 minute 5K (or 3.1 consecutive ~4:50 miles). I think his “anyone can be a good runner” take was a little hotter than yours, Mr. D.

“...because why run if you can’t show it off?”

Bernie should just photoshop his face onto that dude and straight run it as a campaign ad. Trump supporters might switch sides! Sad!

You can always tell when a commentor is 60+ y/o because they sign their comments at the bottom even though they have an avatar.

-ZM

Lifelong Oregon fan here—
I can’t wait to get to the National Championship and lose in a blowout to Florida Gulf Coast University.

Russell Wilson isn’t having sex anywhere and the spaniards and brits are having an on-field BDSM show.

What a joke.

I tell my line cooks once a week YOU NEVER FUCKING VAC MEAT. Ruins the texture and say good-bye to a hard sear, mother fucker.

Holly Holm’s reign as UFC champion lasted one match after the boxing star that shocked the world by beating Ronda Rousey fell to challenger Miesha Tate at tonight’s pay-per-view event in Las Vegas in the longest women’s bantamweight title fight in UFC history.

barf

Not about the article, but it’s hard to imagine Ley writing this crass of a headline anymore, even if it was sarcastic. You’re a father (probably!), Ley!

^^^^ Bed bug truther - the most esoteric of all truthers

he’s fine with it and then she turns her head and whips him in the mouth with her ponytail and he’s like “Fox sucks”