She wasn’t grimmacing at the finger. Unseen to the camera, Kobe mouthed the words, “wanna check out my hotel suite?”

If you’ve ever lost someone close to you, you know how bonkers it is that he’s this composed. I’d probably be locked in my room for months.

Ah fuck he does look like Cruz. There are bad things in the future for your chin definition, homie.

#niceguysofdeadspin

I have an icky feeling that the Blazers will trade 17 nameless 20 y/o’s for Howard who will come in and make Lillard commit suicide and make Mccollum take up interpretive dance.

It’s bate. Just let it slide. Draper’s just fucking with us. His trolls are subtle.

Allllright, Deadspin. Time to get a “buzzer beater” blog. These probably don’t need to consume ~20% of your content.

I assume this is physical therapy “rehab,” not Manziel rehab, or even worse, Jon Jones’ Miracle 24-hour Cure for the Cocaines Rehab?

Can she cover the next GOP debate? Please?

Marshawn is as cool and good as Russ is annoying and preachy.

It didn’t help that Newton was throwing to this guy all game

Who cares about whether or not it was a block, the real question is are the Kings’ jerseys blue or gold?!

I appreciate the candor and minimalism of “Girls Having Orgasms.” It demonstrates a confidence in the product.

Oh, come on. The kid will probably get laid after this. Then the downhill slide starts.

I’m not sure what evidence you’re basing the assertion that the UFC doesn’t market fighters of color well beyond anecdotal evidence. Do you have dollar figures to back up this claim? The UFC markets Jon Jones, a sociopath, pretty well.

It seems to me that the UFC has a hard time figuring out how to market non-English…

Is Byron Scott trying to gaslight Russell? Maybe there’s some high level CIA shit going on here. Maybe Russell is a known domestic terrorist. This is the only explanation I can muster for how a coach could so thoroughly and efficiently sabotage his own player.

Woah Scott truther moment. Maybe Scott does believe in The…

Nope. I was speaking Spanglish. As in, “What uncomfortable jokes I see.”

Que uncomfortable mix of tween murder joke comments and outraged-at-joke comments.

It’s hard to make too much of a loss in a new weight division to opponent he took on 8 days notice... that being said, Northcutt doesn’t seem to be a “smart” fighter. He does these weird, awkward things and his main take down seems to be based on hugging dudes real hard. Is it too early to say he’s a dummy?

I believe the WWE is real.