Half of me is

Oh god, ditto. I feel so bad when I have to go to a doctor because yet again my clumsiness combined with my tissue-thin skin has resulted in injury. They take one look at my Slab o’ Beef boyfriend and instantly ask me if I feel safe at home. x_x While I appreciate they care, it’s mildly frustrating. Guys, I swear, I…

Oh god, the ep where they go to the club is the BEST. I want that A-Team remix SO BAD. Godspeed you, Tyres, you stoner genie. XD

What is suggested for overly-puffy dough? I’ll stretch it out it thin to nearly see-through, but when I put it in the oven, it comes out nearly a full inch high. :( And the edge always collapses into a very doughy texture, not full of air bubbles and baguette-like crispiness. I want this pizza, dagnabbit.

Honestly, I worry about that guy’s metabolism later in life.  A lot of guys in Hollywood, really.  Going from super ripped to mildly dadbodish and back again over and over is going to seriously make your innards cranky.

Take your star and be done with you.

Oh man, that was AWESOME. I think the best part is that once you were a zombie, you could finally talk to Alliance folks who were also zombies.  :D It was so fun!

“Man overboard is kissing woman overboard! A rescue boat is heading off starboard! The guy with the arrows is being pulled in off port! It’s a helluva day at sea, sir!”

I applaud, approve, and wish to swipe these for NaNoWriMo ideas. ;)

Hemsworth is the dopey goofball you do outdoorsy Sports™ with (even if said Sports™ is just screeching and throwing water balloons in the backyard, like all the best sports), Evans is the sweet goofball that helps you paint your house and tells bad jokes while he rubs your feet.

Honestly, that’s what elevates potential schlock. If everyone involved is involved, that sells it so much more. Cheeky winks to the camera ruin so many movies that don’t ask for it (i.e. Deadpool, founded on winks to the camera.)

Not gonna lie, I think Orgazmo is an underrated work of genius. I legit love it. It’s just so... sweetly wholesome, as weird as that sounds for a movie about a Mormon porn star.

Hey, as the man himself said: “Think away.”

I would agree if not for the very real placebo effect. Tape yourself saying things in soothing tones and have your friends sit in a quiet room and listen:

And that was NateWantsToBattle at the very beginning! YAY WAFFLECREW!

I love the first Blade, and dagnabbit, I loved Blade 3 and I don’t care who knows it. ;D Blade 2 was “eh” for me.

That’s the best kind of running away. I “ran away” to my best friend’s house all the time (i.e. unplanned sleepover!), and then she would “run away” to my house. We were like 12. Good times.

This popcorn ain’t gonna eat itself, Hollywood. TELL THIS STORY.

Oh fer gosh, I say we head on down to the church basement fer some cahfee and talk it all out.

Seriously, THAT’S who I thought y’all were talking about. He is the only RiffRaff worth mentioning.