Wow, this is me trying to get my BF to come to bed!

Seriously, Keanu needs to do more comedy. People mock his dramatic woodenness, but he is SO GOOD when he’s being a goofy doof! #ted4ever

Salmonella is SO FUN, GUYS. All that bleeding from the rectum, cramping until it feels like you’re just going to pop out your entire intestinal tract.... good times.

Not gonna lie - I bought Pirates for the plot. I skip right over the sex bits. ^_^ Evan Stone is a comedic genius, I tells ya.

I wish. x_x We used to, but Comcast did something some years ago where we had to get some kind of digital dongle for our old TV, and we decided it wasn’t worth it. Ironically, now there’s TV I actually want to watch on occasion, and we lack a TV. ^_^

Even just the few bits on YouTube, it seems to hold up wonderfully. Harry was gifted AF, and the whole cast was fabulous. Roz and Bull give me life.

WHERE IS MY NIGHT COURT BINGE AVAILABILITY, NETFLIX?!?!? -_-

I had salmonella, and it was noooooo fun. Thought they were just particularly bad gas cramps until I started shitting blood. x_x Bless my roommate, however, who used to work at a hospital lab and was SO EXCITED to hear my symptoms, looking everything up and just having a blast as I whimpered in the bathroom. ^_^

Honestly, I really like creme de violette ever since I tried it in Belgium last year. Not a full, uncut shot, but mixed with other stuff it was pretty darn tasty.

I can only say Fnord to that.

I’m also hella suspicious about the timing. Someone is certainly looking to get a payday off this book of his. How coincidental the case is being reopened just in time for publication.

Indeedly!

I will never be able to pull off Issa Rae’s dress, but I will always want to.

omg seriously. Plus, on the whole, they tend to be less painful than say, clover clamps. I may just buy relatively weak-springed ones, but it does make one feel badass to have 50 of em nipped all around one’s bosom. ;)

a single human-sized X, called a cross, upon which the game of sex is played.

Real talk? My hair towel has gotten more use in the bedroom than my singletail. It packs a MEAN punch. The end of it is super frayed from all the snapping, and it hurts even more when it’s wet. :D Our local community has a once-monthly event call The Lab, where it’s a different topic every month, and we’ve had a lot…

There’s a pretty audible click, so it’s not 100% “set it and forget it,” since you’ll need to be nearby to notice it. The ignore part is simply not having to worry about them over-boiling, because once the kettle has boiled for like, 1m or so (I should actually time it), it automatically shuts off. My usual problem…

Not 100% sure if you’re punning, but:

OMG, so I have an automatic kettle for boiling water, and I have discovered foolproof eggs.

Honestly? I’ll take flu over a cold any day. I would infinitely prefer to have chills/sweats, achiness, tiredness, and a cough over an inability to breathe, screaming when I swallow, and head clogged with snot ANY DAY.