I never thought I would be so weepily happy at someone receiving an enormous bag of cocaine and a sexbot, but DAMN YOU, MICHAEL SCHUR, YOU HAVE DONE SO.

But in Chidi’s flashbacks it’s clear that he completely ruined his and numerous other peoples’ lives through his ridiculous indecisiveness.

The vexing thing is that there are pedos out there who hate that they feel this way, but mandatory reporting prevents them from getting the psych help they so desperately want and need. :\ Or that poor guy with the mind-altering brain tumor. Ugh. Our brains are such fucky things - it would be heartbreaking to be so…

Look, I’m a Green Party gal, and even I voted for Hilary. I want to push Greens into as many local roles as possible. If we can get a Green governor, then and only then will I start looking at Green presidents. Til then, UGH FUCK JILL STEIN.

Yeah, co-existent with the sweet Dad story is the one where any time someone called for me on the phone (*cough* I’m old *cough*) he would first say, “she can’t come to the phone right now, she’s droppin’ the bomb.” (Cue my affronted screeching.) I suspect this is why I never dated til college. -_-

I remember standing in front of the bathroom mirror with my dad when I was a little kid (not every morning, since he was usually off to work well before my bus came, but fairly often), and we would blow ourselves kisses and tell ourselves how amazing and fantastic we were. ^_^

The kind where it feels like your entire body mass has shifted to accommodate the void that has been left?

This is #1 why I love Kirsten Dunst.

I need to send this to a friend of mine. He’s a romantic who wants a real, full relationship, and all he can get is a bunch of one-night stands. And I told him, “dude, you’re scaring all these girls off after that first date/stand because you’re practically dropping to your knee the morning after. Chill! Picture in…

Just chills, man. SO EXCITED.

I dislike the tagline because it’s nearly polar opposite from the whole point of the story. You don’t fight like a warrior against the echthroi, you embrace them with love.

Uncanny. That’s what happens when people ask me and my darling when we’re ever going to get married. “Whoops, you just added 6 months!” It’s been 13 years now. ;D

Man, I love the Nacirema. Debating hijacking my bf’s Prime account to eyeball a few eps of this. I’m down with anything Zoë Wanamaker’s in!

I mean, all slurs are about othering. That’s their point. Slurs are straight-up nonsense to begin with, I’m right there with ya. ;D

Bar none, he is the most humble-est.

There are so many slurs I don’t even get the meaning of.

Seriously! Social Justice Warrior sounds AWESOME, yes please sign me up for that League of Superheroes. ;D

I don’t want Oprah to run because she gave us fucking Dr. Oz, and by extension the current anti-vaxxer bullshit that has real complications for millions of people. Ugh, my rage at Oprah is wide and deep. x_x

Oh god, I love the Jurassic Park one. ^_^

Jane Campion looking like a cool Wiccan from the Redwoods who will both make you herbal tea and Put a Pox On Him.