We technically have one, it just needs a bunch of stuff fixed to make it usable, plus it would be nice to just run it on my regular ol computer. ;D But that’s definitely on the table!

Meanwhile I cried when my computer died because it meant having to figure out how to get VMWare on the new one so I could run Windows XP and play Civ II all the livelong day. We still are having trouble, darn fancy new systems..

We’re in a delivery dead zone, and PJ is the sole place that will deliver to us. The worst part is that like 6 other places deliver to within 2 blocks of the house. We’re at the center of the worst non-connecting venn diagram of delivery zones, it suuuucks. I’m half tempted to just say, “look, meet me in this parking…

Honestly, I’m angry I don’t have crows feet. Smile lines! Laugh lines! They’re the best wrinkles ever! But noooo, I have lil lines on my forehead. Siiiigh, stupid grass, always being greener on the other side of perceivable spacetime.

Whoa, it’s Ron Howard!

Die Hard? Live Easy. ;D

The second one was good (when I skip over the cringey Bruce Willis scene), but I love love love the third one.

I mean, of course you’re including Adventures in Babysitting, because that is the best movie ever.

100%. I have corsets more comfortable than my bras (and they’re professionally fitted too!), and I’d wear them more often if they didn’t make my bustline look kinda funky under my regular shirts. ;D Clearly I need to get another one made that has old school gusseted boob cups rather than a straight-across…

Even from parents! Mr. Zaftique’s parents just gave us a truly insane amount of money (each!) for xmas, and we’re feeling crushing guilt at “oh god, what do we even use this for that is worthy of the amount? Put into nest egg account? Pay off car? Pay off crushing non-car debt?” We’ve yet to actually cash em, and I…

Aww man, I’m not cool enough to be impersonated.

Yes! I’ve seen that! It’s amazing, whatever happened to it?

I’ll be honest, as someone with vulvodynia, I flinched HARD with each stab of the pushpins. Too real, Amy. Too real.

I see my BF play Primtionary there a bunch. I can’t do jack squat with prims, so I just watch and applaud, but damn, how people get complex answers via blocky things is beyond me!

Because built into every argument of theirs is “you might be killing the next Mozart.”

I would 100% go to that Ren Fest. “The local milliner hath new buckles in stock! Let us hie ourselves forthwith to the Star & Bucks for a steaming mug of gourd-spiced drink!”

These are WEAPONS, man!!

I have permanent nerve damage in my shoulders from my old bosom. A thousand blessings upon my grandma who footed the bill for my GLORIOUS REDUCTION. HALLELUIA. That said, people are agog that my still-on-the-large-side bosom is 50% smaller than it was.

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Holy mother forking SHIRT that scene gives me chills every time. Get that man an Emmy stat.