I would agree if not for the very real placebo effect. Tape yourself saying things in soothing tones and have your friends sit in a quiet room and listen:

And that was NateWantsToBattle at the very beginning! YAY WAFFLECREW!

I love the first Blade, and dagnabbit, I loved Blade 3 and I don’t care who knows it. ;D Blade 2 was “eh” for me.

That’s the best kind of running away. I “ran away” to my best friend’s house all the time (i.e. unplanned sleepover!), and then she would “run away” to my house. We were like 12. Good times.

This popcorn ain’t gonna eat itself, Hollywood. TELL THIS STORY.

Oh fer gosh, I say we head on down to the church basement fer some cahfee and talk it all out.

Seriously, THAT’S who I thought y’all were talking about. He is the only RiffRaff worth mentioning.

Several of us in the theater applauded when that line came out. So good.

Wow, this is me trying to get my BF to come to bed!

Seriously, Keanu needs to do more comedy. People mock his dramatic woodenness, but he is SO GOOD when he’s being a goofy doof! #ted4ever

Salmonella is SO FUN, GUYS. All that bleeding from the rectum, cramping until it feels like you’re just going to pop out your entire intestinal tract.... good times.

Not gonna lie - I bought Pirates for the plot. I skip right over the sex bits. ^_^ Evan Stone is a comedic genius, I tells ya.

I wish. x_x We used to, but Comcast did something some years ago where we had to get some kind of digital dongle for our old TV, and we decided it wasn’t worth it. Ironically, now there’s TV I actually want to watch on occasion, and we lack a TV. ^_^

Even just the few bits on YouTube, it seems to hold up wonderfully. Harry was gifted AF, and the whole cast was fabulous. Roz and Bull give me life.

WHERE IS MY NIGHT COURT BINGE AVAILABILITY, NETFLIX?!?!? -_-

I had salmonella, and it was noooooo fun. Thought they were just particularly bad gas cramps until I started shitting blood. x_x Bless my roommate, however, who used to work at a hospital lab and was SO EXCITED to hear my symptoms, looking everything up and just having a blast as I whimpered in the bathroom. ^_^

In fairness, with proper stretching, I am able to assume that boobs/butt pose with only slight grunting, and I’m a chubby sumbish.

Honestly, I really like creme de violette ever since I tried it in Belgium last year. Not a full, uncut shot, but mixed with other stuff it was pretty darn tasty.

I can only say Fnord to that.

I went to a lecture sponsored by the American Institute of Archaeology last year where the speaker was actually shifting her entire specialization to ancient tattooing because of what she had found. The technology used to map the mummy’s extensive body art was amazing, and what was crazy is that they could use…