I’m also hella suspicious about the timing. Someone is certainly looking to get a payday off this book of his. How coincidental the case is being reopened just in time for publication.

Indeedly!

I will never be able to pull off Issa Rae’s dress, but I will always want to.

omg seriously. Plus, on the whole, they tend to be less painful than say, clover clamps. I may just buy relatively weak-springed ones, but it does make one feel badass to have 50 of em nipped all around one’s bosom. ;)

There’s a fantastic book by Marilyn Yalom called A History of the Breast that does indeed cover this kind of stuff. People were marginally less “OMG TITS” about the portrayal of an uncovered bosom Back In The Day™; it was seen as allegorical for purity, maternalism, ‘motherland’ kind of things. It was also a reaction…

a single human-sized X, called a cross, upon which the game of sex is played.

Real talk? My hair towel has gotten more use in the bedroom than my singletail. It packs a MEAN punch. The end of it is super frayed from all the snapping, and it hurts even more when it’s wet. :D Our local community has a once-monthly event call The Lab, where it’s a different topic every month, and we’ve had a lot…

There’s a pretty audible click, so it’s not 100% “set it and forget it,” since you’ll need to be nearby to notice it. The ignore part is simply not having to worry about them over-boiling, because once the kettle has boiled for like, 1m or so (I should actually time it), it automatically shuts off. My usual problem…

Not 100% sure if you’re punning, but:

OMG, so I have an automatic kettle for boiling water, and I have discovered foolproof eggs.

Honestly? I’ll take flu over a cold any day. I would infinitely prefer to have chills/sweats, achiness, tiredness, and a cough over an inability to breathe, screaming when I swallow, and head clogged with snot ANY DAY.

Honestly, I loved Damian’s hate-watch reviews of Charmed on TWOP. They were glorious, and if anything, this review could be improved by the reviewer going completely insane with rage over it. She’s far too measured in her dislike, where are the “JESUS THIS SHOW IS A BLOATED PIECE OF DONKEY CRAP” screeds? :D Let the…

I never thought I would be so weepily happy at someone receiving an enormous bag of cocaine and a sexbot, but DAMN YOU, MICHAEL SCHUR, YOU HAVE DONE SO.

But in Chidi’s flashbacks it’s clear that he completely ruined his and numerous other peoples’ lives through his ridiculous indecisiveness.

The vexing thing is that there are pedos out there who hate that they feel this way, but mandatory reporting prevents them from getting the psych help they so desperately want and need. :\ Or that poor guy with the mind-altering brain tumor. Ugh. Our brains are such fucky things - it would be heartbreaking to be so…

Look, I’m a Green Party gal, and even I voted for Hilary. I want to push Greens into as many local roles as possible. If we can get a Green governor, then and only then will I start looking at Green presidents. Til then, UGH FUCK JILL STEIN.

Yeah, co-existent with the sweet Dad story is the one where any time someone called for me on the phone (*cough* I’m old *cough*) he would first say, “she can’t come to the phone right now, she’s droppin’ the bomb.” (Cue my affronted screeching.) I suspect this is why I never dated til college. -_-

I remember standing in front of the bathroom mirror with my dad when I was a little kid (not every morning, since he was usually off to work well before my bus came, but fairly often), and we would blow ourselves kisses and tell ourselves how amazing and fantastic we were. ^_^

The kind where it feels like your entire body mass has shifted to accommodate the void that has been left?

This is #1 why I love Kirsten Dunst.