I need to send this to a friend of mine. He’s a romantic who wants a real, full relationship, and all he can get is a bunch of one-night stands. And I told him, “dude, you’re scaring all these girls off after that first date/stand because you’re practically dropping to your knee the morning after. Chill! Picture in…

Just chills, man. SO EXCITED.

I dislike the tagline because it’s nearly polar opposite from the whole point of the story. You don’t fight like a warrior against the echthroi, you embrace them with love.

Uncanny. That’s what happens when people ask me and my darling when we’re ever going to get married. “Whoops, you just added 6 months!” It’s been 13 years now. ;D

Man, I love the Nacirema. Debating hijacking my bf’s Prime account to eyeball a few eps of this. I’m down with anything Zoë Wanamaker’s in!

I mean, all slurs are about othering. That’s their point. Slurs are straight-up nonsense to begin with, I’m right there with ya. ;D

Bar none, he is the most humble-est.

There are so many slurs I don’t even get the meaning of.

Seriously! Social Justice Warrior sounds AWESOME, yes please sign me up for that League of Superheroes. ;D

I don’t want Oprah to run because she gave us fucking Dr. Oz, and by extension the current anti-vaxxer bullshit that has real complications for millions of people. Ugh, my rage at Oprah is wide and deep. x_x

Oh god, I love the Jurassic Park one. ^_^

Jane Campion looking like a cool Wiccan from the Redwoods who will both make you herbal tea and Put a Pox On Him.

We technically have one, it just needs a bunch of stuff fixed to make it usable, plus it would be nice to just run it on my regular ol computer. ;D But that’s definitely on the table!

Meanwhile I cried when my computer died because it meant having to figure out how to get VMWare on the new one so I could run Windows XP and play Civ II all the livelong day. We still are having trouble, darn fancy new systems..

We’re in a delivery dead zone, and PJ is the sole place that will deliver to us. The worst part is that like 6 other places deliver to within 2 blocks of the house. We’re at the center of the worst non-connecting venn diagram of delivery zones, it suuuucks. I’m half tempted to just say, “look, meet me in this parking…

Honestly, I’m angry I don’t have crows feet. Smile lines! Laugh lines! They’re the best wrinkles ever! But noooo, I have lil lines on my forehead. Siiiigh, stupid grass, always being greener on the other side of perceivable spacetime.

Seriously, looking back with that in mind, it almost reminded me of Spaceballs...

Whoa, it’s Ron Howard!

Hydra just has an image problem, man.

Take that star in the name of Girl Genius, man.