And genetics. x_x

God, the world needs more Buddy Cole in it.

Wouldn’t have been a sure thing, I’d still have had to go through the usual tryout process, etc., but having a nod from a pre-existing castmember might have helped! Ah well. As it is, I still volunteered regularly at the herp hut with my snakes. ;) (Until they changed the rules and now volunteers have to pay to…

NO KIDDING.

I think that’s why I rather like the X-Files poster - I Want To Believe.

My personal fave is Robin Wood’s deck.

(who wasn’t even good enough for Rachel Weisz)

These are GOLDEN, how did I not know of their existence before now??

Eeeeeeeeeee new Steve Martin play!! I loved Picasso at the Lapin Agile - our college put it on back in the late 90s, so good.

extreme love of Jesus just isn’t sexy to me

Legs aren’t the thing they’re fucking, amirite?

I’d probably be more into it if I had Portal technology. Not being able to see or get into a good position with a sharp object = SO MANY CUTS when I try to DIY.

*hi5* YETI 4 LYFE.

Yeah, the gallstone responsible for the attack was extremely tiny (and the only one they could find), and they think it was just a case of the gallstone floating around the gallbladder until it briefly got stuck at the ... hole? The part where it connects to everything else. I’m certainly better off than my bestie -…

Kidney stones completely reset my personal pain scale. When I had my gallstone trouble, the doc asked me how much pain I was in.

I like the Iron Guard Salute popularized at PAX. ;) Handshakes and hugs at Cons are an excellent way to get sick.

Came in handy for this gal of corpse-like whiteness. I will definitely vet my gifs before posting going forward, and have culled my imgur.

See, every time I’ve tried shaving down there, CUE THE INGROWN ARMY. And I think a youthful experiment with depilatory cream may have kickstarted my vulvodynia. x_x I’ve given up. It’ll trim, but a man who wants bare is a man sent elsewhere.

Being blessed with a capacious mons, it’s always strange to me to see porn stars with seemingly zero labia. One hopes it’s natural, and not surgically done for the peculiar esthetics of porn, but, well... sigh. Self-delusion is a hallmark of the human animal.

See, Atkins was a zero-carb fad. So all the gut flora that helped people process carbs died off, and when they didn’t get skinny enough on Atkins (or craved DAT TASTY BREAD), suddenly they had trouble digesting it. Well CLEARLY they’re gluten intolerant now! No, dingus, you just starved all your digestive helpers to…