Oh, no doubt. It’s surprising how caloric even homemade stuff can get when you’re “just a dollop”ing here and there. ;)

As satirical as this is, I often wonder if porn stars do this exact regimen to keep their bankable assets looking the way they do. I’m rather in awe of how bizarrely pristine they usually are downstairs.

Ugh, that’s fucky.

My beloved therapist almost got woo-wooey on me early on, saying I should do [x] to flush toxins, and I straight up told her, “name the toxins it’s flushing and I’ll consider it. And lactic acid doesn’t count, since the body produces it naturally as a byproduct of exercise and we naturally excrete it if we have proper…

Darryl gives me life.

That’s why I’m glad there’s just me, mah boss, and the landlord (who tells us to do whatever anyway) for 6 properties. ;D I’d die if we started doing this as a real business vs. just a pre-retirement favor for a long-term customer of my boss’s handyman business. heheh.

Isn’t the expectation of a lease is that they can’t jack up rent every month?

Oh man, when we get new tenants, nothing happens until we have money in hand, and that doesn’t come til after the lease is signed. And I repeatedly say “let me know if you want anything changed, I’m happy to answer any questions or concerns.” I think letting people know up front, “oh hey! they’re offering to adjust…

Honestly, I really like MyFitnessPal, but I had to stop using it because the recipe builder was such a pain in the booty for those of us who like scratch cooking. Having to measure out every little thing every single time ended up taking more time than actually eating. :P I’ll still reference my old recipe list on…

omg, I had so much fun doing a 30-day planking challenge. I made my BF do it too, and by the end we were spending a full five minutes swearing volubly at each other while staring down at the floor in position. LOL. He wants to do it again soon, doubling all the times. ;D (We’re weird. It’s ok.) It’s surprisingly…

Back when I biked everywhere and could lift a timpani over my head I clocked in at 185, but I probably looked it just from the watermelon thighs and linebacker shoulders. ^_^ Ahhh, the good old days.

Every time I hear someone talk about a detox they’re about to go on, I always say, “Oh god, you have complete organ failure? That’s horrible!” Or sometimes, “Name the toxin you’re flushing out, and maybe I’ll believe you that it’s necessary.” Funnily enough, no one can ever name a toxin they’re detoxing. :P (Not to…

“I want a girl who takes care of herself”

I’m pro-Pentatonix if only because UGH I LOVE SUPERFRUIT SO MUCH. ;D They’re so fucking adorable it hurts.

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I..... like Michael Kors..... >_>

Doctor Strange at least tried something different with its final duel. We need more of that.

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY VAMPIRE.

Everybody is unattractive to somebody

I like withholding men, it’s my curse.