You need help moving away from him as he’s mine, you mean. ;)

AAAH!!! Did I see a split-second Connor Franta?!? I’m almost twice his age, but he’s such a cutie-pie! I want to pinch his cheek. ^_^ (Thereby cementing my Old™....)

Glorious of you.

If you’re going to get technical, at least be factual!

I do find it deliciously passive-aggressive in the best MN way. So tasty, it’s lip-smackin’ good.

If you want to get obscenely pedantic, teeeeeeeechnically Philando was killed by Roseville/Falcon Heights police. Who are also 100% welcome to fuck right off.

Ugh, yes. Cinco de Mayo was kind of our big family party day, and 5/4/15 I was going to call Dad to preemptively wish him Happy CdM, but figured “eh, I’ll just call him tomorrow.” And then 5/5/15 I got the call that he had died in the night. x_x Needless to say, if I get the sudden urge to call someone, I do it right…

I feel a lot of terrible things when I’m depressed, or sometimes nothing at all. Sadness is never actually on the list.

BTW, Molly Shannon is awesome as a self-deluding alcoholic wife in Divorce. First thing I’ve ever seen her in where I thought she was really good.

I have the enormous Maurice Sendak illustrated book, and the pic of the multiheaded Mouse King is amazing. :D (I mean, it’s Maurice Sendak; it’s ALL amazing...)

100% intentional. ;)

Hello fellow Old! I just got my midlife crisis tattoo, and I’m debating getting a midlife crisis car as well. ;D

Unff. o_O I would hit that like I would hit Donald Trump’s face. HARD.

UGH YES. But first we need hire Dr. Strange to reverse time on his health problems. :\

NOPE, I AM CAPTAIN OF THE F.S.S. PHILINDA, NO OTHER SHIPS IN THIS PORT.

Not necessarily! :D My former boss had a pregnancy scare at age 46, and menopause didn’t really kick into gear for her until she was almost 53. Her mom’s side of the family apparently had crazy long fertile years - her grandma popped out her last kid at 47 or so, and this was well before IVF. (Meanwhile, here I am, a…

“Oh, thank you. I bought them at a little place in Boston when I was getting my Ph.D. at Harvard.”

Yep. They make amazing 3D animations now that are sufficient for my occasional porn needs, heh. (Plus of course the fabulous folks at Literotica!)

hi-5 to fellow Minneapolitan! I love driving around Summit/Grand. Now those are some proper McMansions. ;)

There is not a single thing of Edgar Wright’s that I do not love. I would watch his indie auteur film of random people on the street reading phone books because it would be THAT GOOD. As much as I side-eye the movie title, the second I see Edgar Wright’s name, I am SOLD. Also David Walliams constantly hitting on him…