EVERYTHING ABOUT KIRSTEN’S DRESS IS MY #1 PICK FOR A WEDDING DRESS, GUYS. Although I’d make it a flame orange color. ;D

a) TAKE MY MONEY.

Tank Girl = #lifegoals

His whole thing makes me want to interview him about random-ass stuff just to see where shit goes. ^_^ Sure, I’m here to interview him about Twin Peaks, but I really want his take on cake vs. pie and cavemen vs. astronauts.

Wearing tight clothing all the time can increase the moisture levels to where you’re getting lots of yeast infections*, so that’s where I believe the cheeky humor is coming from.

Knightly is the BEST.

Every single time I watch S&S, I laughcry the second Elinor loses it at the end with Edward. It’s just so f’n perfect and understandable and I WANT TO GROUP HUG BOTH THOSE CINNAMON ROLLS.

Tangentially related, if you ever get the chance, you must watch S&S with the commentary on. Emma Thompson is HYSTERICAL. Dry, mind you, but all the anecdotes (the farting horse! the fainting sheep! Ang Lee’s unintentionally vicious direction!) are amazing.

she was complimenting how my pubes came out my shorts.

This is basically me. I have wretched eczema, and washing paradoxically dries you out, so I try to keep it simple when it’s winter.

Richard, being the brother of a king, was sent to live in the north and sort of vice-president his way around, keeping everything running smoothly. When he became king, there are plenty of records of the northerners being overjoyed that their awesome good buddy now ruled everyone, and when he died, they were upset and…

I can’t tell if the guy was trying to be “omg look at this guy!” with the Mario Batali excerpt or not. The profit margins for restaurants are razor-thin, so throwing away perfectly edible parts that can be used for other things should be discouraged. Celery leaves are edible and tasty, why was the guy throwing them…

JD is also more likeable and less creepy in the musical.

I have an enormous, huge, throbbing thing for Alan Cumming. It’s my heart. <3

Ditto - there’s a musical version?!?!? Man, I remember the summer(s) where I and my two best buddies would watch Heathers on the daily, along with RHPS and Madonna’s Truth or Dare. (And yet I was surprised when they both came out as gay later.... I have the worst gaydar.)

I mean, right? It’s like, what about behind the ears, you slovenly reject from Paranthropus boisei?

I love my dead gay son.

Yessssss. I wish I could afford to stock my entire closet with their stuff, but for now it’s a splurge. :)

I love Thelma Ritter so much. One of my lifelong goals is to discover whatever happened to Birdie in All About Eve. DID YOU KILL HER, EVE?? DID YOU??

I get professional sports, I’m just annoyed at sports in general because if a sports game at my BFF’s school is rained out, then every other bit of school programming has to be shoved around to accommodate a rescheduled game, no matter how long it’s already been on the schedule and has everything else lined up for it.…