Compare this trash to, say, literally anything on this website;

This. My BFF is a teacher, and I have nothing but respect for the complete and utter bullshit she goes through. It bad enough dealing with acting-out kids, but she also has to deal with “My precious darling JimTim would NEVER throw spitballs, how DARE you!” parents and unsupportive administration and catty coworkers.…

But there’s the problem - I can only find grandma bras with wide straps. I want a low-cut demi with wide straps, and that’s apparently the bigfoot of bras. This is the closest thing they have to what I want, and the straps are still too skinny. ugh. /whinge.

But there’s the problem - I can only find grandma bras with wide straps. I want a low-cut demi with wide straps, and…

“It’s a hell of a day at sea, sir!”

Cactus Flower was her Best Supporting Actress Oscar too! It’s a TRAVESTY to not include it!! (omfg I love that movie so hard.)

I am desperate to find big boob bras that have straps wider than 1/4”. Drives me absolutely insane. “Look, we have cute lacy bras even for huge tatas!” Yes, but your thoroughly unsupportive straps will give me even more nerve damage in my shoulders than I already have! x_x I need to learn to sew. Then I can have the…

I am desperate to find big boob bras that have straps wider than 1/4”. Drives me absolutely insane. “Look, we have…

Honestly, I want more people on the spectrum to speak up and be like, “Fuck you, we’re awesome people, stop referring to autism like we’re deficient losers. AND GET VACCINATED.” If vaccinating my kid had a chance of making my kid deaf, I’d still do it, because a) yay, living kid and b) being deaf is also not the end…

I’m 40 and I love watching Markiplier. But in his case, a lot of it has to do with his non-game stuff like charity work and amusing skits, etc. A Date With Markiplier is a hilarious choose-your-own-adventure YouTube series that he posted for Valentine’s Day, and it’s amazingly well-crafted - and just plain fun! It’s…

Given how much people smoked and the sheer volume of synthetic fabric and hair spray product they wore, it’s a miracle there weren’t more spontaneous combustions in the late 1960s.

ISCA BBS! ;D Good old telnet talker days.

Embrace it......... embraaaaaaaace iiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

This. :)

I’ve had similar questions in the past, and here is how I go about it.

Seriously, Just Shoot Me-era Spade? I would wrap myself all around that and purr.

I mean seriously! Cars today are so damn BORING! I want a really bright sky blue, or a flaming orange, something where I can easily pick my car out in the parking lot sea of bland. I got a little used Smart Car, and I’m sorely tempted to bring it to Maaco and give it a blue/bronze paint job and get a license plate…

“I’m selfish, my life has no meaning, and, by all accounts, I’ll have no one to care for me when I’m old.”

He’s the MOST ADORABLE DAD tho. All his instagrams with the kiddos make my ovaries explode, and I don’t even want kids. Vin is the dad that would make all the awesome voices for bedtime stories, and Dwayne is the dad that makes you drop and give him 20 if you didn’t eat your peas. -_- I’m Team Vin.

I’m a fan of strong guys, but I like weight-lifter strong rather than bodybuilder strong, because weight-lifters a) have the squishy, huggable veil of fat covering the lumps (real talk: 6-packs make me ill, they look like a collection of tumors), and b) guys who look like that tend to not actually be all that strong…

I need to copy/paste that into every Instagram thirst posting I find. (Instathirst?)

Real talk: horse meat is tasty AF. x_x I feel horrible saying it, but OMG IT WAS SO GOOD when I had some deli-sliced paardenvlees in Belgium. It was like super beefy lox - mouthwateringly lean and tender. I mean, there’s no reason horse meat wouldn’t be delicious... but yeah.