Frog in a Blender? Hamster in a Microwave? Man, the Old Days™.

OMG YOU GOT TO MEET RICK STEVES. Can I touch your hand so as to remotely access some of his powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrthat went to a weird place and I apologize. >_>

I freely confess to liking Pentatonix, but that did make me giggle. ;D

We stop at the Burnett Dairy twice a year on our way to/from Omegacon (omegaspring and omegafall), and make sure to stock up on ERRYTHANG. Their rosemary cheddar is to DIE for, and I’m depressed AF that the local Cub Foods stopped carrying it, so now I can only have it twice a year instead of EVERY DAY LIKE I WANT.

Salt ‘n’ Pepa were my LIFE in middle/high school.

My legs are hairier than my boyfriend’s! (And he approves, like a good Subgenius. #teamyeti )

No, I know. ;D Just bein’ cheeky!

Oh my god yes. His original stuff is amazing!!

DEATH BECOMES HER IS SOLID GOLD. I highly recommend She-Devil as well if you like EvilMerylStreepathons. ;D

I love that movie SO HARD (contains 2nd best breakdown scene ever for me, second only to Diane Keaton’s master turn in Baby Boom), but it’s become harder to watch lately due to the whole thing involving Milton Moorehead from Syosset, Long Island (hello). :\ Rewatches tend to find me fast forwarding over that part.

Oh god, having a kidney stone completely reset my entire pain tolerance scale.

obligatory.

Mmmmm. Markiplier. *happy place*

I’m too sallow - I can rock the olives, the rusts, the mustards, but jewel tones do not look great on me. Autumn palette 4 lyfe!

Is it PApa or paPA? I say “mumsy DAHling,” but not usually in public, so maybe that doesn’t count. ;D

I mean, it’s not Drunk History if Mike Gagliardi isn’t on the floor at some point. ^_^

I hate water. x_x I hate the taste (and oh yes, it has a taste), I hate the way my mouth feels after a big swig of it.. blurgh. I know I need it, but WE HATESES IT. I can sometimes handle distilled water with cucumber slices, but only if there is absolutely nothing else available. I want to like water. But full-body…

Honestly, when I first saw this I thought it was done on purpose to coincide with the International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women.

NO, YOU’RE CUTTING ONIONS.

I’m a fan of I’m Your Man, mself.