I read that in Richard Attenborough's voice.

Nerf gun!

I second the suggestion of The Muppet Christmas Carol! Elf is a good bet too. Happy Chanukkah!

OMG Christopher Lee as Destiny yes!! That is so perfect.

Oo I love that series! Can't wait for series 2 in January. Apparently Tennant is in a US remake of it too?

How Can Kim Be Real If Her Ass Isn't Real

Uuuugh I am crippled with secondhand embarrassment.

Where can I donate to your PAC to support you in your active exploration of this possibility?

I feel like there is probably a spell for that though.

P.E. BROOMSTICKS LESSONS people!

I basically want to be McGonagall when I grow up.

Ludovico Einaudi! (Spelling?)

Yup. Change of gun laws after Dunblane is something I'm particularly proud of.

Great British Bake Off is my go-to. The genteel drama over a soufflé that fails to rise is strangely gripping.

omg this is perfect.

If you zone out 30 mins in, then study in chunks of 30 mins, and then give yourself a break. Get up, make a drink/snack, do something relaxing for 10-15 mins, then get back to it. Setting a timer might help. Don't beat yourself up - it's hard to get into study mode of you've been out of it for a while.

Citation?

My lovely ...

Churlish and insubordinate!

That's pretty normal for kids, don't worry. Kids are morbid little bastards in general.