Rule no. 1 - Moffat lies.

It cannot be good to feed a dog ice cream.

Finger combing the Wookie.

Just what I was thinking :(

Malorie Blackman's Noughts and Crosses series is a great option for multiracial YA! Sadly I am struggling to think of heaps of examples for you ...

They sound like slowly deflating air horns!

I'm not sure wearing double condoms is overly sensitive ...

It's the morning after pill (emergency contraception).

So much mess ...

I don't see colour. People tell me I'm white - I just kind of have to take their word for it.

I'm an English teacher and your writing looks pretty good to me. The main thing is that you don't need to use commas quite so much. With regards to writing essays, maybe you could ask someone to check over them before you submit them? A friend/family member/fellow student when you start studying?

Dat tongue tho!

It is genuinely really, terribly good.

I'll take 'egg noodles' for 20, Bob.

I remember seeing an interview with him a couple of years ago, and he said something like 'Yeah, my people say I'm pretty talented." I just thought . . . oh, you poor kid. What a weird life.

How Can Feet Be Real If Our Kneecaps Aren't Real?

And ridden with chlamydia.

Too soon.

Am Scottish, can confirm this is not authentic. WTF.

That's disturbingly hypnotic.